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* A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

* Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.

* How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

* Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

* Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

* Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

* No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

* There are no new sins... the old ones just get more publicity.

* There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM. It could be a right number.

* No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

* Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

* Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.

* One of the quickest ways for a young man to fail in life is to work so hard the boss will think he's after his job.

* A backyard barbecue draws two things... flies and relatives.

* The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

* If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

* Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

* I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap

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