I Am An Idiot

[Chris Lawrence]

I Am An Idiot

The following four questions are designed to test your intelligence. You must respond to these questions immediately without hesitation. Say the first answer that comes into your head.

1: You participate in a race, you pass the runner in second place. Which position are you in now?

Answer: If your answer was first place you are wrong. You pass the runner in second place, so YOU are now in second place.

Spend a little bit more time to think about the next question.

2: If you pass the last person in the race, which position would you be in?

Answer: If your answer was second from last, you would be wrong. Think a little.... How could you pass the last person? If you are behind the last person, then he could not be the last person.

OK, here's one to test your maths. Don't make any notes or use a calculator for this one. Good luck!

3: You start with 1,000

Now add 40.

Add another 1,000.

Add 30.

Add 1,000.

Now 20.

Then 1,000 again.

And finally add 10.

What's the total?

Answer: 5,000??? You're wrong again!!! The correct answer is 4,100. Try it with a calculator, you'll see....

Try one more question!!!!

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha

2. Cheche

3. Chichi

4. Chocho

5. ????

Question: What is the name of the fifth daughter? Think about it... the answer is below...

Answer: Chuchu??? Wrong!!! Mary, silly!!! Try to understand the question first....