john b good Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a me a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse ****. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummer Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Ha. That reminds me. I have some parking tickets to pay for. And I have to get some new tires... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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