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Jewish girl announced she was getting married to an Arab.

Mother was disraught and said she woulld not go to the wedding but always to remember that she was her daughter and would always love her and be there for her.

The years passed and mother never visited.

Eventually the daughter turned up at her mothers house crying and saying she was leaving her husband, would her mother help her pack?

Of course said her mother, I will always love you and be there for you.

They went to the daughters house - a big mansion, deer park, servants, lakes fast cars etc.

"Why are you leaving all this, its so beauriful ?" asked the mother.

The daughter, embarrased said well ...." we never have normal sex, he only wants anal sex. It was ok at first and I had an bumhole like a 5p piece. After these years, I cant staand it anymore and my bumhole is the size of a 50p coin. Ive had enough"

"What ?" says her mother, "you're giving all this up for the sake of 45p

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Jewish girl announced she was getting married to an Arab.

Mother was disraught and said she woulld not go to the wedding but always to remember that she was her daughter and would always love her and be there for her.

The years passed and mother never visited.

Eventually the daughter turned up at her mothers house crying and saying she was leaving her husband, would her mother help her pack?

Of course said her mother, I will always love you and be there for you.

They went to the daughters house - a big mansion, deer park, servants, lakes fast cars etc.

"Why are you leaving all this, its so beauriful ?" asked the mother.

The daughter, embarrased said well ...." we never have normal sex, he only wants anal sex. It was ok at first and I had an bumhole like a 5p piece. After these years, I cant staand it anymore and my bumhole is the size of a 50p coin. Ive had enough"

"What ?" says her mother, "you're giving all this up for the sake of 45p

might be old but new to me :o

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