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There were 2 golfers on the golf course one of the men pulled out a cigerette and asked his friend for a light

His friend pulled out a 12 inch bic lighter.

Wow where did you get such a large bic? oh my genie

got it for me.your genie you have a genie where is he

He is in my golf bag.

Can i see him ? his friend says yes sure, so his friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie.The man says to the genie I am your masters best friend would you grant me just one wish the genie says yes just one wish So the man wishes for a million bucks.The genie then goes back into the golf bag with out saying a word.

Pretty soon the sky starts to get dark.then it gets darker.The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying

over.He gets really upset,and says what is the matter

with your genie? is he hard of hearing?I said a million bucks not a million ducks.His friend says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch bic?

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