Teach Your Children

[LeungKen]

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN CORRECT ENGLISH

1. Scintillate, scintillate minute asteroid.

:Twinkle, twinkle little star.

2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

: Birds of a feather flock together.

3. Surveillance should precede saltation.

: Look before you leap.

4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactose fluid.

: Don't cry over spilled milk.

5. Freedom from encrustation of grime is contiguous to divinity.

: Cleanliness is next to godliness.

6. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

: The pen is mightier than the sword

7. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative manoeuvre.

: You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

8. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

: Spare the rod and spoil the child.

9. The temperature of aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 fahrenheit.

: A watched pot never boils.

10. Neophyte's serendipity.

: Beginner's luck.

11. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.

: Dead men don't talk.

12. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.

: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

13. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

: All that glitters is not gold.

14. Where there are visible vapors having their province in ignited carbonaceous material there is conflagration.

: Where there's smoke there's fire.

15. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

: Beggers can't be choosers.

16. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques dilapidates the potable concoction produced by steeping comestibles.

: Too many cooks spoil the broth.

17. Exclusive dedication to necessary chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders john a hebephrenic fellow.

: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

18. A revolving lathic conglomerate accumulates no diminutive glaucous syrophytic plants.

: A rolling stone gathers no moss.

19. The person with the ultimate cachinnation possesses, thereby, the optimal cachinnation.

: He who laughs last, laughs best.

20. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure but appellations will eternally be benign.

: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

21. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

: Beauty is only skin deep.