dee123 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 (edited) 14 years ago I was married to my lovely Thai wife at Kings Cross registery office in London. My bride to be and I were in a bit of a rush to marry as her visa was short but never the less everything was in order.The problem arose about 10 mins before we were to sign the certificates when the "best man"(unreliable Eddie) crashed through the doors shouting "sorry everyone the line was down at tottenham" He then informed me that he didn't know where the 2 Thai witnesses that we needed to translate the ceremony were .I looked into everyones eyes at that moment(a moment I will never forget)and just thought what the hel_l am I going to say to my girlfriend!All the guests got together and started discussing solutions but then Eddie said to the wedding party before us who had just finished marrying"your not Thai by any chance?"..........the rest as they say is history. Edited November 16, 2007 by dee123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 This one went right over my head! Translation please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee123 Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 never push your granny when she's shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasabi Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Yep no idea what you are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Johnnie Walker words of wisdom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardog Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I didn't get it either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westerner Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 14 years ago I was married to my lovely Thai wife at Kings Cross registery office in London. My bride to be and I were in a bit of a rush to marry as her visa was short but never the less everything was in order.The problem arose about 10 mins before we were to sign the certificates when the "best man"(unreliable Eddie) crashed through the doors shouting "sorry everyone the line was down at tottenham" He then informed me that he didn't know where the 2 Thai witnesses that we needed to translate the ceremony were .I looked into everyones eyes at that moment(a moment I will never forget)and just thought what the hel_l am I going to say to my girlfriend!All the guests got together and started discussing solutions but then Eddie said to the wedding party before us who had just finished marrying"your not Thai by any chance?"..........the rest as they say is history. Is this supposed to be a joke? If it is, I don't get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyLeung Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 he's having a larf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kf6vci Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 what a coincidence! Having Thais among the previous wedding crowd and them being willing to help out. Q: what happened to the 2 witnesses you had lined up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surface Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 "your not Thai by any chance?" Perhaps the punchline has something to do with the spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surface Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Or is today your anniversary and this is just a fond memory? If so, that wasn't made clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a2396 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 This kind of gibberish makes it for a post and other serious topics get chopped & closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 This kind of gibberish makes it for a post and other serious topics get chopped & closed? Appears no one knows what the OP is talking about, including me - no point in keeping it running (trolling?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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