yok yawng Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. 2. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. 5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. 6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no-one reported a single case where and ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. 10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary School. 11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. 12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 13. Rats and horses can't vomit. 14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tounge twister in the English language. 15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck. If you could keep your eyes open by force, they would pop out. 16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? 19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why. 23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. 24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. 25. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 26. Cat's urine glows under a black light. 27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Now, did you try to lick your elbow ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Jean Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Number 22 is not true. The ducks quack echo myth.. The question is, why did i look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 1..The measurement between the tip of each middle finger when arms are held out horizontally to the sides equals your height. 2..The measurement from the elbow to the wrist is the same as your foot measurement totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spee Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Number 22 is not true. The ducks quack echo myth.. Speaking of echoes .... from a Robin Williams comedy routine .... his description of a New York City echo .... 'Heelllllooooo down therrrrrrrrre!' "Shut the <deleted> up, up there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummer Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 1..The measurement between the tip of each middle finger when arms are held out horizontally to the sides equals your height.2..The measurement from the elbow to the wrist is the same as your foot measurement Generally speaking, that is. Those are approximate. Some basketball players, for example, have wingspans a foot or more wider than their height .... my own foot is not quite as long as my forearm (I have unusually long arms- can't get shirts the fit off the rack) ... #5 is not quite true, either. People say blass you because back in the day, if you got the flu it meant you were gonna die. ... 14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tounge twister in the English language. hahahaha- try getting some Thais to say that one! ... 23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. Wow! Those are some ugly buttocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummer Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Did you know 67% of all statistics are made up on the spot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yok yawng Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Number 22 is not true. The ducks quack echo myth.. The question is, why did i look it up. K.Jean.. Thanks I now sit corrected and can sleep better.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surin Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Number 22 is not true. The ducks quack echo myth.. The question is, why did i look it up. Nor is number 5.....During the black death plague, the sneeze indicated that you were next......hence "Bless You" (you're fkcud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. well I can't sleep well tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinLOS Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 No 5 dates from the black death as mentioned already. 15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck. If you could keep your eyes open by force, they would pop out.To win a bet that this is not true I held my eyes open while sneezing with no ill effect... Then to twist the bet it was claimed I had to hold my sneeze in with my eyes open, I later tested and again this still does not make your eyes pop out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yok yawng Posted September 10, 2004 Author Share Posted September 10, 2004 .... again this still does not make your eyes pop out. but it has affected your hearing .... listen do you smell something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2U Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 13. Rats and horses can't vomit. 17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. 26. Cat's urine glows under a black light. 27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Now, did you try to lick your elbow ??? 11. Whole life? That was my teenage years - partly 12. But the b**tards who call me in the middle of the night make up for it. 13. What about sick buffaloes? 17. Do airlines know about this? 24. That is an average - if you deduct Issaan from the equation - no one else has ever eaten any assorted insects. 26. So does mine. 27. Shouldn't this be combined with the photocopier example? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. so pigs cannot watch other pigs fly? to stop a sneeze, lightly bite your tounge. on your car insurance claim state you sneezed, therfore your eyes were closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. so pigs cannot watch other pigs fly? to stop a sneeze, lightly bite your tounge. on your car insurance claim state you sneezed, therfore your eyes were closed. just bit my tongue off, when i sneezed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 Black Light???????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santini Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 2..The measurement from the elbow to the wrist is the same as your foot measurementtotster And you know what they say about feet Totster..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santini Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 And you know what they say about feet Totster..... Big feet.... big shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 did you know... early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what was considered important to the people. since there were no telephones, tv's or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars who were told to 'go sip some ale' and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. many assistants were dispatched at different times... 'you go sip here' and 'you go sip there.' the two words 'go sip' were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term 'gossip.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyadam Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Black Light???????????????????????? Ultra violet light, the lamp/tube is black and you can't see the light it emits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santini Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 did you know... early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what was considered important to the people. since there were no telephones, tv's or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars who were told to 'go sip some ale' and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. many assistants were dispatched at different times... 'you go sip here' and 'you go sip there.' the two words 'go sip' were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term 'gossip.' You Knutter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darknight Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary School. This is not correct also. We need to take music lessons because it's in the curriculum, and the instrument is a wooden flute not a harmonica. Let me give another one 10. 80 percent of Americans Haven't got a clue ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicinebox Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I thought the "Bless you" thing when you sneezed was because they thought your soul slipped out of your body for a second and the devil slipped in. by blessing you it rid the devil and your soul could get back in. Crazy cnuts in them days ey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Yes Black Light... Those ultra violet things clubs and theatres use. Oh and Pink Floyd to great Effect. No. 10 is also not true... It´s recorder lessons... I had the unfortunate three years in prim school there. Didn´t meet Dutroux though... BTW Do you know what Du Trou(x) means... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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