A maid wanted an increment & approached her Madam.

The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Shumati, why do you want an increment?"

Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increment, the first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maid: "The master said so."

Madam: "Oh!!"

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?"

Maid: "The master did."

Madam: "Oh !!!"

Maid: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well?"

Maid: "No madam, the gardener did."

The Maid gets the raise .......

nice one mate...