Bridge To Success

[AltumAngel]

The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got

together and approached a conference of Americans, Germans, and Japanese and

asked for help on this matter. An American replied, "You must do something so

the world will respect you. The Japanese are known for their technology and the

Germans are known for their resourcefulness. We Americans have had respect since

we helped win the World War against the other two. See, you need to do something

world-famous." A German added," Yes, he's right. Why don't you find a place in

this world in need of a bridge that no one has dared build, build it, come back

to us, and we will help publicize it."

With that, the Polish set off to build their bridge. They designed it and

worked 6 months and finally completed it. They then went back to report it to

the group. The bridge was a beautiful bridge but it had one flaw: it was erected

in the middle of the Sahara Desert. An American said, "No, no. See, that is why

you have your reputation. There is no need for a bridge in the middle of the

desert. Now go and dismantle it, and find a more strategic spot to erect it."

The Polish returned to the conference in two weeks. One of the Japanese said,

"Two weeks! It only took you two weeks to dismantle that bridge and build a new

one??? That is amazing!!" To which a Polish man replied, "Well, not exactly.

When we returned to the bridge we couldn't dismantle it because there were all

these Italians fishing off it."