Blonde Driver

[Mosha]

A blonde's car gets a flat tyre on the Interstate, so she eases it over onto

the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the

trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the

rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nud_e bodies

to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very

long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches

the blonde driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on

here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the blonde, calmly.

Well, what the hel_l are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the

road?!" asks the officer...

"Why hel_l... those are my "Emergency Flashers!" she replied.