Chopper Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response... "I Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleyclarkey Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response... "I Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!" Nice one Chopper. . .your Dad is a sharp one for sure with a cool head for thinking. Just shows that brains beat brawn any day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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