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Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow

pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz,

Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.

He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"

The man says, "No, he's out playing golf."

Morris says, "All right, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."

"He's not with the firm any more, he's retired."

"Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."

"He's away in Boston, won't be back for a month."

"Okay, then let me talk to the other Mr. Schwartz." He says, "Speaking!"

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