Chinese New Year

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A Young man called Paul wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new

girlfriend.

They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a

considerable distance away.

He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,

that a pair of good quality

Gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected

a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.

His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two

items, the sister got the gloves and Paul got the knickers.

Good old Paul sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the

following letter:

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we

go out in the evenings.

If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones

with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from

showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and

they were hardly soiled at all.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them

even though they were a little bit tight on her.

She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean.

In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt

many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you

again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit

because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love

Paul…

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded

down with a little bit of fur showing

[suegha]

This is a good one, very clever!

[Boater]

A Young man called Paul wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new

girlfriend.

They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a

considerable distance away.

He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,

that a pair of good quality

Gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected

a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.

His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two

items, the sister got the gloves and Paul got the knickers.

Good old Paul sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the

following letter:

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we

go out in the evenings.

If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones

with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from

showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and

they were hardly soiled at all.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them

even though they were a little bit tight on her.

She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean.

In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt

many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you

again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit

because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love

Paul…

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded

down with a little bit of fur showing

very good