Frozen Skunk

[skipvice]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife

asks

her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side

of the

road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she

said to

her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get

it

warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" said the wife.

"Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him

with died

at the scene.

[BigSnake]