A Trucker's Breakfast

[Martin]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.

He said: "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook:

"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.

What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No." the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde.

She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"

She replied:

"I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"