A Little Boy !

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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar

on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a Priest, said:'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied: 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar

like that.'

The priest looked up from his book

and answered:'I am the Father of many.'

The boy said:'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear

his collar that way!'

The Priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds'

and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said:

'Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your

collar'.