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Two days ago I moaned pitifully about losing three of my fellow pedestrians to speeding Honda steel when we all tried to cross one of Bangkok's shooting lanes during rush hour. Yesterday, on the way to the temple, my friend P*** led me into similar maelstrom of motorized terror. One finger, slightly raised above shoulder level, did exactly what our own Christ supposedly did to a sassy sea a long time ago. P***, emphasized that eye contact with the driver was terribly important for this to work.

Yesterday while I was giving her a Sony slide show of my newfound friends from Kings she observed that "ladyboys" worked the poles with more feeling than did the girls.

(Corkscrew), cautiously opening a door): "What do you mean?"

(P***): "The ladies take bills."

(Corkscrew, really puzzled): "Bills?"

(P***), Opening mouth and with an exaggerated hand motion dropping an imaginary pill into it): "Yes, and they look like they have no feeling."

(Corkscrew, framing the obvious as a question): "So these girls aren't really girls?"

(P***): "No, theyl ady boys."

(Corkscrew, uncertain if he wants to know more): "How can you tell?"

(P***): "They very sexy and it hard to tell if you don't know."

(P***), laughing and volunteering): "You been coming to Bangkok many years. You probably f*** lady boy and not know it."

(Porn, laughing more and shoving my shoulder with the flat of her hand): "Haw, haw ... many f*** lady boy and never know it."

At about this point P*** (with the help of countless questions from me) quite graphically fleshed out what skilled Japanese and Bangkok physicians could do with surgical steel, stitches and silicone.

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