AltumAngel Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries: Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgjackson69 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like Having You Here) A Bottle in Front of Me is Better Than....uhhhmm...A Doctor Cuttin' on the Front of My Noggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 "Between You and My Horse, I Have 2 Nags in My Life" - Bill Bernico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boksida Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Here's a few more real ones for C&W fans: Country Song Titles There's Not Enough 4-Ply In This Old World To Wipe Your Skidmarks From My Heart -- from Mike Welsh, Radio 2CC, Canberra, ACT, AUSTRALIA I'm Losing Her by Fractions -- 1 Fifth at a Time I Grew up Wearing Hand-Me-Downs She's So Ugly She Makes My Cat Bark Running My Fingers Through Your Hair Messes Up My Mind When She Bleached Her Hair it Frosted Me My Heart Kept Me Awake All Night I Found a Cadillac of a Woman in the Backseat of a Chevy I Met Her in the Washateria and We Went out with the Tide I'm Too Square to be Part of a Love Triangle When She Took Off Her Pullover I was a Pushover I put my Heart in the Mail Last Night My Skin Always Crawls Back to You I Was 40, She Was 20, and We Went like 60 Sold for the Prevention of Heartache Only She was Just a City Girl who Thought Twang was an Orange Drink When I Stopped the Car her Motor Started Her Teeth were Stained but her Heart was Pure I Hate Loving You I Can't Sing the Note You Left Me I'm Tired of Being a Caboose She Sang with Me then Played with the Band Don't Leave a Forwarding Address When You're Moving Backwards I've Been Kicked Out of Better Places Than Your Heart Monday Morning Ain't Saturday Night I Caught her Drinking Johnny Walker with Tom, Dick and Harry It Makes me Sick to Drink to Your Health It's Sad that I'm a Happy Drunk I Asked the Bartender for Whiskey 'Cuz He was Out of You When it Rains, I Pour If God Sees Everything, I'm in a Lot of Trouble When I Die I Been to hel_l and I Don't Want to Go Back I've Been in Jail and I've Been in Love, and I'd Rather be in Jail There Ain't no Neon in Prison It Got Around to Me that She'd Been Getting Around to Him I Put on a Clean Shirt to do Her Dirty I Got up on the Right Side of the Wrong Bed While I was out Jogging, She Was Running Around The Hair on Her Chest was His He Won but She Ain't no Prize When She Said She was Sleepy I Knew She was Tired of Me She Told me She Didn't Know How to Tell Me I Ain't Sleeping with the One That's Keeping Me Awake at Night It's OK to be Lonely as Long as You're not Alone I had Open-Heart Surgery in a Honky-Tonk I Wish the Beer Was as Cold as the Bed The Man from the Gas Company Turned My Woman On My One-Night Stand Stood Me Up I Remember When She Forgot Me The Only Thing That's Up is My Number You Can't be Lonelier than Me Unless You're Her Since you Left Me I Don't Feel Like Dressing Up, But It Ain't Much Fun Getting Naked Either My Ballpoint Won't Write Over Tears The Apple of My Eye Turned Out to Be a Fruit She Dumped Me for the Garbage Man I Found her Phone Number in a Restroom and Ain't Rested Since My Heart is Collecting Dust Kleenex is my Best Friend I Can't Get Over You So You're Gonna Have to Get Up and Answer the Phone Yourself The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab Smells Like Team Roping I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're even. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me She's Looking Better After Every Beer I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few. I Lost My Honey Bunny on a Bad Hare Day Ain't No Trash Been in My Trailer Since the Night I Threw You Out You Want to Get Hitched, But My Heart is Filled with Whoa Baked a Sweetie Pie, But He Left With a Tart She Chews Tobacco, but She Won't Choose Me The Peach I Picked in Georgia Didn't Cling to Me For Long Don't Want That Floozy in My Jacuzzi I Found the Recipe for Heartbreak in a Cookbook on Your Shelf Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy All I Want From You (Is Away) Written by Bobby Harden (ASCAP) All My Exes Live In Texas All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down Written by Gene Plott, Harold Powell & Roni Stoneman (BMI) (courtesy of "Narkspud") Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? (courtesy of Michael) Double Parked Heart by Jim Pollock (BMI) (Could this be the same song?) An Old Flame Can't Hold A Candle To You Several songs in the databases called "Old Flame." Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? by Mojo Nixon, Country Dick Montana, Peter & Louise Berryman (BMI) the song contains the truly touching lyrics: "Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes... Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here... I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?" Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears Bubba Shot The Jukebox Bubba's Inconvenience Store Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain Cow Cow Blues Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love).. Cow Cow Strut Did I Shave my Legs for This? Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You. by Tanya Tucker (BMI) Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load! Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind by Loretta Lynn (BMI) Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer Don't Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes at Me Don't Squeeze My Sharmon. Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love) Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life. Feelin' Single and Drinkin' Doubles Feelin' Single and Seein' Double by Emmy Lou Harris (Elite Hotel album) - written by Wayne Kemp (BMI) Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat Written by Rex Pearce (BMI) Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range by Colin Hartridge (SOCAN) Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer) by Bull Moose Jackson Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed. Written by Richard Friedman (BMI) Git Up Off'n the Floor Hannah (a Bitter New Year's Eve) by Red Ingle and the Natural Seven, Written by Foster Carling & Joe Washburne (ASCAP) Going to hel_l in Your Heavenly Arms by the Austin Lounge Lizards (ASCAP) Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart. Written by Liz Anderson (BMI) Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance He's got a Way with Women...and He's Just got Away with Mine Her Only Bad Habit Is Me Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) by Travis Tritt - "It's All About to Change" He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever) High Cost of Low Living by John Steele & James Sloane (ASCAP) Hog Sloppin' Time in the Hollow by Chuck Mayfield - Written by Antell & Tyler (BMI) Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me? How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him? How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? Written by Leonard Linnehan & Louis Philip Perry (ASCAP) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? How Come My Dog Don't Bark (When You Come Around)? by Dr. John How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me? by Mel Tillis (BMI) How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight? I-95 asshol_e Song written by Fred August Campbell (BMI) I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car a.k.a. "Plastic Jesus" by Ernie Marrs I Don't Do Floors by Don Cook & Charles Victor Rains (ASCAP) I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling by Thom Sharpe I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart Written by Jack Clement (BMI) I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You. I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line Apparently written & performed by Buck Owens I Got Through Everything But The Door I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming by Vern Gosdin (ASCAP) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You Written by Byron Gallimore, Don Pfrimmer & William Shore (BMI) I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y " I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning) I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer by 2 Nice Girls (on their self-titled 1989 album) - written by Clara Phillips (BMI) I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me. Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart I Wanna Whip Your Cow I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me by Rev.Billy C. Wirtz (courtesy of Zev) I Went Out On A Limb and Fell Off the Family Tree I Wish I Were A Lesbian by Loudon Wainwright III (ASCAP) I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! According to Shalom, the actual title of this song is "I Couldn't Spell !!*@!" , by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs (same guys who hit it big with Wooly Bully). It came out in 1968 on M-G-M #13972, and was their last Top 40 song. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You. by Freddie Hart (BMI) If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now by Reuben Darnell If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen (courtesy of Mike) If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You (Title from BMI database) If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo! (Another version of the title) If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine by Joe Diffie (ASCAP) If The Jukebox Took Teardrops If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me by Jimmy Buffett, also recorded by Crystal Gayle (ASCAP) If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In 3 songs titled "If Today Was a Fish" in the BMI database. If You Can't Be Good, Be Bad With Me Written by Tim Bussey & Mark Maxwell (BMI) If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It by Neal McCoy (BMI) If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl. by Tommy Collins (BMI) If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead? Written by Benjamin Costello, Alexis Feltham & Jason Whalley (BMI) If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will If You Ever Get the Feelin' I Don't Love You, Feel Again. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? If You Leave Me I'm Gone by Hunter Davis (ASCAP) If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave (courtesy of Phil) If You Got the Money, Honey, I Got the Time by Hank Williams If You're Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me! If You're Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right by Vern Gosdin & Max Barnes (BMI) If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD Written by Cliffie Stone & Merle Travis. Also recorded by Boxcar Willie and Glen Campbell. If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure. Written by Stuart Holdsworth, Jack Routh & Randy Sharp (BMI) I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones by Hoosier Hot Shots, Written by Chris Yacich (ASCAP) I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams I'm Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year) by Mac Davis & Freddy Weller (BMI) I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home. I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink From the album "Fear of Frying" by a Marin County (California) band called"Eggs Over Easy", around 1968 I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail Two songs with this title in the BMI database. I'm In Love With A Capital U (courtesy of Sara Kate) by Country Joe Diffie. Written by Nelson & Wiseman (BMI) I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna be a Diamond Someday) written by Billy Joe Shaver (BMI) Recorded by Johnny Cash and John Anderson, among others. I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here I'm The Only hel_l Mama Ever Raised by Johnny Paycheck (BMI) I'm Under The Table Over You Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You? The BMI database lists a song called "Is It Cold In Here" by Joe Diffie. It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison) by Tracy Lawrence (ASCAP) I've Been Carrying a Torch for You so Long that it's Burned a Great Big Hole in my Heart by Nino Temple and April Stevens. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart. Written by Jack Clement (BMI) I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral. I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse by Iris Larrat - written by M.R. Garlow & Neil Patton Rogers I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night I've Heard that Tear Stained Monologue You do There by the Door Before You Go by John Hartford It Ain't Easy Being Easy by Roseanne Cash It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn't Take Him Long It's Not the High Cost of Living, It's the Cost of Living High I've Got Those Feed 'Em In The Morning, Change 'Em, Feed 'Em In the Evenin' Blues by Tennessee Ernie Ford (BMI) (The official title is "Feed 'Em In The Morning Blues") I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills by Ray Stevens (BMI) Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You by the Austin Lounge Lizards Jim, I Wore A Tie Today Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2" by Willie Nelson Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket Written by Daniel Hogan, Gladys & Ronny Scaife (BMI) Legendary Chicken Fairy by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan (BMI) Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial by Burt Reynolds (Smokey and the Bandit 2 soundtrack) written by Richard Levinson (BMI) Make Me Late For Work Today.. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head) (Conflicting submissions on this blues tune - anyone??) Get the Hammer Mama, There's a Head on Papa's Fly (Now that's the best one yet) Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, cuz I'm a Little Boulder There Messed Up In Mexico, Living On Refried Dreams Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy? My Give-A-dam_n Is Broken written by Ammons-Baker-Martindale-Whisenhunt (BMI) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. by Jimmy Buffett My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart My Lips Want to Stay (But My Heart Wants to Go) by Hank Wangford My Phone Ain't been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn't You My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him Written by Phil Earhart (BMI) Nashville Rash Written by Kenneth Dale Watson (BMI) Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky) by Ray Stevens (BMI) Nobody Wants to Play Rhythm Guitar Behind Jesus by the Oak Ridge Boys - written by T.A. Hill (There's a Terry Allan Hill in the ASCAP database, but no titles registered) No Way, Conway (I Ain't Gonna Twitty Tonight) Supposedly recorded by Teresa Brewer. Occasional Wife Written by Robert William Scott (ASCAP) Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You. One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There) by Richard (Dick) Hardwick - Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same Out of My Head and Back in My Bed Overlonely and Underkissed Pardon Me, I've Been Pardoned Written by Michael Manuel (BMI) Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill by Johnny Paycheck (BMI) Phantom Of The Opry Pick Me Up On Your Way Down by Patsy Cline (BMI) Pick Me Up Or Let Me Down by Hank Smith (SOCAN) Poultry Promenade by Diamond Rio (BMI) Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox When I Die by Joe Diffie - written by Blaylock-Perdew-Phillips (BMI) Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Written by Dennis Linde Recorded by Sammy Kershaw, and Country Dance Kings Redneck Martians Stole My Baby by Hank Flamingo (BMI) Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer by Johnny Russell (ASCAP) Refried Dreams by Tim McGraw (BMI) Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can't Corner You There) by Zeke Masters and his Band, Written by Julian Kay & Zeke Manners (ASCAP) Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw by Rick Stanley. She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime by Johnny Duncan She Dropped me in Denver So I Had a Whole Mile to Fall by The Gatlin Brothers She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. Five songs with this title in the BMI database. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft by Jerry Reed She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer by Sligo Studio Band, written by Robert Bivens (BMI) She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Written by Jim Collins & Paul Overstreet (BMI) She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles by Gary Stewart (BMI). She's Got the Rhythm (And I Got the Blues) Skillet Full of Crisco written by Null Cecil Allen (BMI) Slap 'Er Down Again Paw by Arthur Godfrey Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone by Roy Clark (BMI) Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You Written by Max Barnes, Frank Saulino & James Valentini (BMI) That "It's All Over" Feeling (All Over Again) by The Clarks - written by Stephen Clark & Rae Mac (ASCAP) The Alcohall of Fame by Wayne Kemp - from the album of the same name. The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's On the Other Side The Last Word in Lonesome is Me The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me) The Old Home Fill 'er Up and Keep On Truckin' Cafe" by C. W. McCall The only Good Years we had were the ones on the Ford The Pint Of No Return. There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You There's A Tear In My Beer by Hank Williams They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out They Can Lock Me Up for Lovin' You, but They Can't Keep My Face from Breakin' Out This Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad by Tammy Wynette This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through by Kitty Wells Tight Fittin' Jeans Two songs in the BMI database with this title. Timber... I'm Fallin In Love by Patty Loveless. Written by "Kostas" (BMI) Trainwreck Of Emotion Written by Allen Kohnhurst & Jonathan Vezner (ASCAP) Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother by Jerry Jeff Walker "Great Gonzos" Also recorded by Willie Nelson, written by Ray Hubbard (ASCAP) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart Did find a song in the BMI database called "Velcro Heart" Waitin' In Your Welfare Line by Buck Owens (BMI) Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In Four songs in the BMI database called "Walk Out Backwards" Warm Beer and Cold Kisses by Stallins & Crowe (BMI) Warm Beer Cold Women by Tom Waits (ASCAP) We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find 'Em In The Dark We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me Two songs in the BMI database called "Welcome to Dumpsville" What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me When the Lightning Struck the Coon Creek Party Line by Hoosier Hot Shots When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye Which Way Do I Go (Now That I'm Gone) ? by Waylon Jennings - written by Stephen Clark & Rae Mac (ASCAP) Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass? by Buck Owens (BMI) Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone? Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time? Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under? by Shania Twain & Mutt Lange (ASCAP) Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For? by Crystal Gayle, also recorded by Ronnie Milsap Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw by Jimmy Buffett "All the Great Hits" Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show? by Ray Stevens, Written by Chet Atkins & Margaret Archer (BMI) Yard Sale (12 exciting songs share this title in the BMI database) You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin' by Toby Keith (BMI) (courtesy of Chili) You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man by Loretta Lynn (courtesy of Bill) You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog ('s Leavins') You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out by Randy Scruggs You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too. You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven written by Clark-Mac-Northrup (ASCAP) You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd by Roger Miller (BMI) You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue Apparently by a British spoof country singer, "Hank Wangford." You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often You Done Changed my Lifestyle by Earl Hines (BMI) You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me! Several songs titled "You Done Me Wrong" appear in the databases. You Done My Brain In by Neil James Innes (BMI) You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat) "You done stomped on my heart and mashed that sucker flat, you just sorta, stomped on my aorta. You started going out with guys, I felt us drift apart, and every step you took, was a stomp right on my heart." You Done The Wrong Woman Wrong written by Connie Rae Harrington (ASCAP) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life (courtesy of Charles) You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns. You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison (ASCAP) You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off by Hoyt Axton, Written by Woody Bowles (BMI) You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch by Gail Davies (BMI) You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation Could this be "My Bad Reputation" by Woody Guthrie? You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly By Lola Jean Dillon & L.E. White (BMI) Apparently also recorded by Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face? by The Louvin Brothers You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart by Sneezy Waters 80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper 800 Pound Jesus by Sawyer Brown. Written by Billy Maddox & Paul Thorn (BMI) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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