Boater Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated Smith & Wesson .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. " "You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino." "Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do than? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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