A clergyman was staying overnight in an Hotel.

He was awoken next morning by the maid, with a cup of tea.

He said to the maid, "fancy a quick shag my dear?"

The maid said, "but you're a man of the cloth, that can't be right!"

He said, "it's all right dear, it says so in the Bible!"

She hopped into bed with the reverend gentleman and they did a bit of horizontal jogging.

When it was over, the maid got out of the bed and said, "I'd like you to show me the passage in the Bible, where it says - it's all right".

The vicar opened the bedside table drawer, took out the Gideons Bible and opened the cover.

Someone had written in there, "Ask the maid if she fancies a shag, she usually does!"

blowing out cheeks