Politically Correct Seasons Greetings

[Xangsamhua]

A friend sent me this "safe" message for the season.

Cheers

Xangsamhua

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishees.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

[Ulysses G.]

May the force be with you.

[bkkjames]

First of all let's clarify one thing...there is no such thing as being Politcally Correct. Those two words do not belong in the same sentence.

Politically...

In-ept

De-crept

and so on.

[hanno]

I laughed at first but then it sort of hit me that this is probably a glimpse of the future. Scary thought

[grandpops]

How about "Merry Xmas - or f* off back to work and I'll have your five days off instead, you miserable git"

Edited December 24, 2008 by grandpops