Train Journey

[Chaimai]

THE TRAIN WAS QUITE CROWDED, SO A U.S. MARINE WALKED THE ENTIRE LENGTH

LOOKING FOR A SEAT,

BUT THE ONLY SEAT LEFT WAS BESIDE A WELL-DRESSED, MIDDLE-AGED, FRENCH

WOMAN WHO HAD HER POODLE SITTING ON IT.

THE WAR-WEARY MARINE ASKED, 'MA'AM, MAY I HAVE THAT SEAT?'

THE FRENCH WOMAN JUST SNIFFED AND SAID TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR,

'AMERICANS ARE SO RUDE.

MY LITTLE FIFI IS USING THAT SEAT.'

THE MARINE WALKED THE LENGTH OF THE ENTIRE TRAIN AGAIN, BUT STILL THE

ONLY SEAT LEFT WAS UNDER THAT DOG.

'PLEASE, MA'AM. MAY I SIT DOWN? I'M VERY TIRED.'

SHE SNORTED, 'NOT ONLY ARE YOU AMERICANS RUDE, YOU ARE ALSO

ARROGANT!'

THIS TIME THE MARINE DIDN'T SAY A WORD. HE JUST PICKED UP THE LITTLE

DOG, TOSSED IT OUT THE TRAIN WINDOW, AND SAT DOWN.

THE WOMAN SHRIEKED, 'SOMEONE MUST DEFEND MY HONOR! PUT THIS

AMERICAN BEAST IN HIS PLACE!'

AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN SITTING NEARBY SPOKE UP. 'MY DEAR FELLOW, YOU

AMERICANS

SEEM TO HAVE A PENCHANT FOR DOING THE WRONG THING. YOU HOLD THE

FORK IN THE WRONG HAND.

YOU DRIVE YOUR CARS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. AND NOW, SIR, YOU

SEEM TO HAVE THROWN THE WRONG BITCH OUT THE WINDOW.'

[BigSnake]

THE TRAIN WAS QUITE CROWDED, SO A U.S. MARINE WALKED THE ENTIRE LENGTH

LOOKING FOR A SEAT,

BUT THE ONLY SEAT LEFT WAS BESIDE A WELL-DRESSED, MIDDLE-AGED, FRENCH

WOMAN WHO HAD HER POODLE SITTING ON IT.

THE WAR-WEARY MARINE ASKED, 'MA'AM, MAY I HAVE THAT SEAT?'

THE FRENCH WOMAN JUST SNIFFED AND SAID TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR,

'AMERICANS ARE SO RUDE.

MY LITTLE FIFI IS USING THAT SEAT.'

THE MARINE WALKED THE LENGTH OF THE ENTIRE TRAIN AGAIN, BUT STILL THE

ONLY SEAT LEFT WAS UNDER THAT DOG.

'PLEASE, MA'AM. MAY I SIT DOWN? I'M VERY TIRED.'

SHE SNORTED, 'NOT ONLY ARE YOU AMERICANS RUDE, YOU ARE ALSO

ARROGANT!'

THIS TIME THE MARINE DIDN'T SAY A WORD. HE JUST PICKED UP THE LITTLE

DOG, TOSSED IT OUT THE TRAIN WINDOW, AND SAT DOWN.

THE WOMAN SHRIEKED, 'SOMEONE MUST DEFEND MY HONOR! PUT THIS

AMERICAN BEAST IN HIS PLACE!'

AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN SITTING NEARBY SPOKE UP. 'MY DEAR FELLOW, YOU

AMERICANS

SEEM TO HAVE A PENCHANT FOR DOING THE WRONG THING. YOU HOLD THE

FORK IN THE WRONG HAND.

YOU DRIVE YOUR CARS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. AND NOW, SIR, YOU

SEEM TO HAVE THROWN THE WRONG BITCH OUT THE WINDOW.'

AN oldie but goodie.