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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries

are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there

is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,

but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it

a hostage situation?

aaaah the things you read when you're bored.... :o

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