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One Morning At The Doctor


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One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What happened to your back?"

The patient replies, "You know I'm a bouncer at a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back."

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What on earth happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now? Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two. The doctor is shocked. She again asks, "What on earth happened to you?"

"Well I was hiding inside this fridge..."

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Reminds me:

A lady is waiting in the doctor's reception room, and sees a little nun come running out of the doctor's office, very distraught and crying.

When she goes into the exam room, she asks the doctor: "That poor little nun, what happened to her, she was so upset!?"

The doctor says: "Well, I just told her she's pregnant."

So the lady says, "But that's impossible! She's a nun, how can she be pregnant!?"

The doctor replied: "She's not -- but it sure cured her hiccups!"

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