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riceyummm Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 The original Swiss army knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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riceyummm Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Pretty much every forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laislica Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Helen Keller and her beloved cat Mittens ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ and some say I have a sick sense of humour..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishjohn Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Helen Keller and her beloved cat Mittens ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ and some say I have a sick sense of humour..... Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riceyummm Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 The OTHER people of Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laislica Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Helen Keller and her beloved cat Mittens ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ and some say I have a sick sense of humour..... Why? She is blind - does that help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 My Missus is always complaining about her lazy son. I said to her "Yes, he's a real lazy son-of-a-bitch!" She got angry and slapped me I don't understand women, I was agreeing with her after all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riceyummm Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Helen Keller and her beloved cat Mittens ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ and some say I have a sick sense of humour..... Why? She is blind - does that help? Blind, deaf, and dumb. Triple whammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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7by7 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokpoppys Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? Along the same lines.... What's the difference between an elephants arse and a post box? Don't know?? Well I won't be sending you to post a letter then will I? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokpoppys Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 And the ubiquitous..... What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7by7 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Talking of elephants................. How many elephants can you get in a Mini? Four, two in the front and two in the back. How many hippos can you get in a Mini? None; it's already full of elephants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokpoppys Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 What did the cow say to the farmer? Can you stop playing with my t1ts and <deleted> me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndersM Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) A husband comes home from work and sees a guy hammering his wife and says " hey honey look, that guy thinks he's me" Edited November 17, 2013 by AndersM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7by7 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Superman was talking to Batman at the superheroes convention. "On my way here," he says "I was flying past Wonderwoman's flat when I looked through the window and saw her lying stark naked on her bed with her legs apart. So I fly in through the window and give her one." "Really," replies Batman "was she surprised?" "Yeah," says Superman, "but not as much as the invisible man was!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laislica Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 ANY LIVERPUDDLIANS HERE? A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the welfare officer. "Ten" replies the Liverpool girl, "Ten?" says the welfare worker. "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out playing in the street, I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!' or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.” "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare worker. "That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames" A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take that red one." The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher." Q. What do you call a 27 year old Liverpool girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman.. Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ? A. Father's day Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Liverpool ? A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to thecounter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've justgot one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard forhis nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a bigblack Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit longbut the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies ontheir Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.The Scouser said 'You're kidding me!'The man behind the counter said 'Well, you started it!'Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when asuspicious object was discovered in a car.It later turned out to be a tax disc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 While we are picking on them : A scouser walked into a bank wearing a balaclava, walked up to a teller and said "Give me all the money this is a f&%k up" Teller says "You mean its a stick up" No says the would be robber "Its a f&%k up, I left my gun at home" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arhsub Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthngDriver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shopThe driver said:“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”Pasengr apologized n said:“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”Driver replied:“Sory, it’s nt ur faultits my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Who remembers some of the ols Spike Jones songs, I hope I get these words right. What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south blimey what a mouth he's got the poor old sod was a near sighted fella and thought his mouth was a cellar and he shoved the lot right into his mouth no joke now the poor old soul's got belly full of coal and he coughs up lumps of coke, oy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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