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what i find annoying about my partner ,is

not the fact that she is bi sexual , but she is

always eye balling , especially the young women

with big boobs and small bums .

being from the old school , i believe this is

a man,s thing , and find it difficult to cope with .

how ever , we have certainly had a few ,

up and down,s together .

and look forward to our next tour to l.o.s. :o

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what  i  find  annoying  about  my partner ,is

  not the  fact    that  she  is  bi sexual ,  but  she  is 

always  eye  balling  ,  especially  the  young  women

with  big  boobs  and  small  bums . 

      being  from  the  old  school ,  i  believe  this is

    a  man,s  thing  ,    and  find  it  difficult  to  cope  with .

  how ever ,  we  have  certainly  had  a  few  ,

   

          up  and    down,s    together . 

    and  look  forward  to  our    next    tour  to  l.o.s. :o

I think you've hit the jackpot here. Gazza is probably sobbing with envy; poor chap. :D

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Obsession with shoes (niggling as opposed to annoying), although my obsession with beer far outweighs hers. :D

Based on that comment, I am guessing you "outweigh" her by miles as well.

:D:D:D

I can see your point there, Samran; but actually I'm a healthy 75kgs and she's a teenee 45kgs, ya cheeky bugger :o:D

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Does your partner have any habbits that drive you mad?

Yeah, my wife always gets into the habit of getting angry whenever I bring up the subject of 3somes. :D

Apart from that....nothing really. :D

Maybe she doesn't like it with two guys :D

Now a 3some with another woman is another thing. I've already informed her of the benefits of hot steamy sex with another female. She'll not only lose a bit of weight but also purge unwanted toxins by way of perspiration. It'll also give her the opportunity to tone-up her calf muscles with some of the positions I've got in mind. But most of all, and I'm sure every guy would agree with me here...there is nothing more heavenly and emotionally uplifting than seeing one female showing love and sexual affection to a fellow member of 'sisterhood'. When two females are together like this, it makes the statement that the male species is not always needed. When one woman can pleasure another in a bout of pure human bonding it can make a mere human male insignificant and unwanted. Hmmm...think I'll just watch.

H3ll, that gave me a boner reading that; better than a cheapo porno DVD...not that I'm a porn merchant or anything :o .

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Does your partner have any habbits that drive you mad?

Yeah, my wife always gets into the habit of getting angry whenever I bring up the subject of 3somes. :D

Apart from that....nothing really. :D

Maybe she doesn't like it with two guys :D

Now a 3some with another woman is another thing. I've already informed her of the benefits of hot steamy sex with another female. She'll not only lose a bit of weight but also purge unwanted toxins by way of perspiration. It'll also give her the opportunity to tone-up her calf muscles with some of the positions I've got in mind. But most of all, and I'm sure every guy would agree with me here...there is nothing more heavenly and emotionally uplifting than seeing one female showing love and sexual affection to a fellow member of 'sisterhood'. When two females are together like this, it makes the statement that the male species is not always needed. When one woman can pleasure another in a bout of pure human bonding it can make a mere human male insignificant and unwanted. Hmmm...think I'll just watch.

H3ll, that gave me a boner reading that; better than a cheapo porno DVD...not that I'm a porn merchant or anything :D .

Another good 'sales pitch' to use with your girl is the old>

'But honey, the other girl will give you much better head and know how to play with you far better than I do... '

ALthough this has worked for me in the past (in conjunction with a few additional promises involving gifts) it has equally back fired when one girl said,

'...but chris, you already do it for me in ways I never dreamed...'

:o:D

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im definitly going along with the walking slow thing,

This also leads to the comment 'why you not want to walk with me then'. :o . It has to be said that these girls have no sense of time at all.

Following this also has to be the obscene amount of time spent in beauty salons. How long does it take to get their hair done :D

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"Most" ?

so far no any such as most.... but many things can be annoying - quite few are same as already been mentioned here. I can add about her walking slow - that is not that much annoying, but what is annoying - that she starts to be angry with and scold me for walking "too fast" ! :o this always amazes me: ability of her to twist the reality in such a way that it is not only her fault but rather mine AND her being annoyed with me....

aaah! yeah - now I think I can formulate one of the very annoying - if not the "most" - her being annoyed with me ! I've noticed that it seems like word "annoyed" or "bored" (bua) has sort of deeper meaning in this country. perhaps they love "sanook" (fun) so much that "bua" is like a swearing for them - well, at least for thai female, at least for mine one. when she says : "I'm so bored" - oh, better watch out ! it is worse than "I'm upset/ angry/ hate you / etc. " ! :D

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another topic reminded me of something else, not wearing her helmet while driving her motorbike. Shes had to pay fines 6 times in the last six months. I tell her to wear it, but her response is "but honey, i dont want to make my hair up again!" :o

and shes a backseat driver when i drive the bike.........

:D but i still love her, i'm sure she could go on and on about my bad habits

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Plucking armpit or pubic hair with tweezers....cringe

Keep telling her to go get waxed

she says no waxing hurt to much

go figure :D

another topic reminded me of something else, not wearing her helmet while driving her motorbike.  Shes had to pay fines 6 times in the last six months. I tell her to wear it, but her response is "but honey, i dont want to make my hair up again!" :o

and shes a backseat driver when i drive the bike.........

:D but i still love her, i'm sure she could go on and on about my bad habits

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Eating dried squid which she heats in the microwave - an unholy aroma if ever there was one!

Also seems to have a major co-ordination problem when it comes to iron/ironing board/ironing (I have out-sourced this function as I seem to suffer from the same ailment).

Still love her to bits though.

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We girls all have a fetish for shoes (especially high heels, watch Sex & The City and you'll know), which then make us walk so slowly :D

oh, as for the driving part, I did that too, not to my bf though, but to dad and brother, they were the ones who had taught me how to drive before I got my license :o

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About 10 minutes after saying I'm not in the least bit hungry and I don't feel like eating, My wife will show up with something. Me: Umm darling.. I thought I said I wasn't hungry :o Wife: yes i know... but aroy mahk... try just a little bit.

It's always very good and I end up eating it all.

That's the best I can come up with for an "annoyance"

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