george Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ladyboy snares Australian defence secrets By John Le Fevre BANGKOK (Thaivisa.com): -- An award winning navy commander is under investigation by the Australian Defence Force (ADF) after his laptop computer was stolen by a ladyboy he befriended at Bangkok’s infamous Nana Plaza. According to police, Lieutenant Commander Peter de Maskens, a qualified helicopter pilot who received the Order of Australia Medal in January, went for a night out at the popular Bangkok entertainment spot before returning to his room at the Banyan Tree Hotel with his guest at about 2,40am last Saturday. De Maskens told Thai police he blacked out inside the hotel room and did not wake up until 7am. When he finally awoke he found his Defence Department laptop, containing classified files, cash, a mobile telephone, two bags, an iPod, his passport and his credit cards had all gone, along with his guest. Normally unregistered guests at the hotel, which is used regularly by the nearby Australian embassy, have to hand over an ID card before entering a guest's room, but last Friday night the rules were apparently relaxed – though no official explanation was given why this occurred. While the ADF acknowledged an investigation into a potential breach of national security was being conducted, it also played down the threat, saying the data in the laptop was of a low classification and was password-protected. The ADF said the officer was in Thailand on official Defence business with the Royal Thai Navy, but that the incident occurred during his off-duty time. Because no identity card was taken by the hotel Thai police from the Thungmahamek police station have requested the hotels CCTV recording in an attempt to identify the person responsible. Meanwhile De Maskens is reported to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman. -- thaivisa.com 2009-07-16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StateSix Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ladyboy snares Australian defence secrets By John Le Fevre BANGKOK (Thaivisa.com): -- An award winning navy commander is under investigation by the Australian Defence Force (ADF) after his laptop computer was stolen by a ladyboy he befriended at Bangkok’s infamous Nana Plaza. According to police, Lieutenant Commander Peter de Maskens, a qualified helicopter pilot who received the Order of Australia Medal in January, went for a night out at the popular Bangkok entertainment spot before returning to his room at the Banyan Tree Hotel with his guest at about 2,40am last Saturday. De Maskens told Thai police he blacked out inside the hotel room and did not wake up until 7am. When he finally awoke he found his Defence Department laptop, containing classified files, cash, a mobile telephone, two bags, an iPod, his passport and his credit cards had all gone, along with his guest. Normally unregistered guests at the hotel, which is used regularly by the nearby Australian embassy, have to hand over an ID card before entering a guest's room, but last Friday night the rules were apparently relaxed – though no official explanation was given why this occurred. While the ADF acknowledged an investigation into a potential breach of national security was being conducted, it also played down the threat, saying the data in the laptop was of a low classification and was password-protected. The ADF said the officer was in Thailand on official Defence business with the Royal Thai Navy, but that the incident occurred during his off-duty time. Because no identity card was taken by the hotel Thai police from the Thungmahamek police station have requested the hotels CCTV recording in an attempt to identify the person responsible. Meanwhile De Maskens is reported to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman. -- thaivisa.com 2009-07-16 Yeah, right Isn't that what they all say? Strange one this. If he picked her up in a Nana Plaza bar then it should be fairly easy to identify who it was and get the stuff back. I am sure the Australian authorities could put a bit of pressure on the local police to motivate them to go in there and find the person. Far more likely from the sound of it that he picked her up on the street. I would imagine the Banyan Tree are normally quite strict with their guest policy, so its strange that no ID card was taken, or that a call wasn't made to him when his 'guest' left loaded up with a laptop bag and two other bags. I guess management will be having a little chat with the security team and that the Australian authorities may well blacklist the hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesjdaly Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Who's got a red, red face now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Don't ever leave your drink unattended in your room, when you have an under-known hotel guest in Thailand. And don't buy that; You take a shower, then I take a shower BS either. Just an excuse for 30 seconds to rifle your pockets. Some poor souls do take a bit more time to tell the more accomplished katoeys from the standard girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Let me see, Australian Defence Secrets ........everyone knows them already, they go something like 'bend over to uncle sam and take a good rodgering' then send out good Australias to get killed at the hands of various incompetent US Presidents. Wheres the secret in that? Its plainly evident that the words Military, Intelligence and secrets dont go together. The ladyboy would of been better off stealing homer simpson brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bails Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Let me see, Australian Defence Secrets ........everyone knows them already, they go something like 'bend over to uncle sam and take a good rodgering' then send out good Australias to get killed at the hands of various incompetent US Presidents. Wheres the secret in that?Its plainly evident that the words Military, Intelligence and secrets dont go together. The ladyboy would of been better off stealing homer simpson brain !00% correct,I could not agree more!! The defence secrets probably amount to the gourmet menu for official functions!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunsamourai Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 :D :D for the whole thread ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudhopper Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Let me see, Australian Defence Secrets ........everyone knows them already, they go something like 'bend over to uncle sam and take a good rodgering' then send out good Australias to get killed at the hands of various incompetent US Presidents. Wheres the secret in that?Its plainly evident that the words Military, Intelligence and secrets dont go together. The ladyboy would of been better off stealing homer simpson brain He's toast all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orac Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Hasn't this story already been running for a few days here: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/ADF-Man-Robb...oy-t279780.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crushdepth Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Let me see, Australian Defence Secrets rolleyes.gif ........everyone knows them already, they go something like 'bend over to uncle sam and take a good rodgering' Yes but when Uncle Sam isn't available to do the rodgering they have to improvise. This guy was just showing initiative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Well, "hello sailor"..... Must be true what they say about "sailor boys".....a "girl" in every port. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnhancePlus Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Considering he was a in blackout how did he know it was a katoey and if he did why did he let him/her into the hotel room. "Hey, sailor!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippybangkok Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Australian Defence Force (ADF) ..............his room at the Banyan Tree Hotel Good to know that Oz tax payers money is well spent. What ever happended to roughing it ? Or is that for the promotional movies only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Aussie defence secrets? Must be the recipe for Fosters, that has to be considered a WMD. No way is it ever a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred2007 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Aussie defence secrets? Must be the recipe for Fosters, that has to be considered a WMD. No way is it ever a beer. I guess you could not even tell the difference between a beer and a lager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mario2008 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Boy oh boy, that was no lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livinginexile Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ohhh... Imagine "The walk of shame" into the office when he gets back to Canberra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplehaze Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Should give him a promotion and a medal for above and beyond the call off duty sleeping with a sheilaboy,thats what the Brits top brass would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) ....meanwhile the ladyboy is busy tapping away on her free computer, playing video games, looking at the transexual porn pictures save of the hard drive and completely oblivious to all of this.... Edited July 16, 2009 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texpat Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) They're queer like that. A man in a dress is still a man. Edited July 16, 2009 by Texpat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 They're queer like that.A man in a dress is still a man. That's a transvestite, a transsexual is a completely different thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 They're queer like that.A man in a dress is still a man. That's a transvestite, a transsexual is a completely different thing. Yes TAWP, your a 100% correct, but no matter how many times this is pointed out to people, they keep their heads burried in the sand and continue with their inaccurate statments. whats the saying, 10 gallon hat.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texpat Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Put lipstick and earrings on the man, he's still a man. Pump plastic in his chest -- yup, still a man. Mince it any way you like the ltcom's got a thing for boys. Doesn't surprise me a bit. Prolly a import Brittle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Put lipstick and earrings on the man, he's still a man. Pump plastic in his chest -- yup, still a man.Mince it any way you like the ltcom's got a thing for boys. Doesn't surprise me a bit. Prolly a import Brittle. And what of those that finish the job, take the quick snip turn it inside out and never look back. Look, act, and THINK like a woman, in all but procreative abilities. Many born women can't make babies either. There are a percentage individuals just born with the wrong brain chemistry for their EXTERNAL sexual organs, and take what to us are drastic steps to gain the identity that is central to THEIR core being and self image. And this goes for both genders. The choice is not to be 'deviant', but to thwart societal expectations and be themselves as THEY have seen themselves most of their lives... And how do you decide for a hermaphrodite? Both organs present, and typically must make a decision to live as one or the other. He's got a penis, must be a man... but what's that down lower... ah, confusing isn't it? I don't care what anyone says, some people are just wired different than the norm, luck of the draw; genetics isn't as cut and dried as social mores and expectations. And no amount of hand wringing and small minded paranoia will change them. And even in relatively accepting Thailand their path is a hard row to hoe. Hence some take to crime to keep body and soul together. Not right, but survival is VERY strong instinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Australian Defence Force (ADF) ..............his room at the Banyan Tree Hotel Good to know that Oz tax payers money is well spent. What ever happended to roughing it ? Or is that for the promotional movies only? What a silly comment from you skip. What you expect this soldier to pitch a Swag in the main street or something? Been flown around and kept by the public purse for years, theres a certain standard that must be met, its in the workplace agreement. You really think that the Australian public servants should be kicked in the guts as much as possible and made to sleep in the park with the warbs? Give urself an uppercut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Put lipstick and earrings on the man, he's still a man. Pump plastic in his chest -- yup, still a man.Mince it any way you like the ltcom's got a thing for boys. Doesn't surprise me a bit. Prolly a import Brittle. So Ignorant. I'm not sure if ur brain is infected when you put that hat on OR if it relates to your socks, which sit so much closer to your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 (edited) neverdie, he's just being true to his roots, it's a LOT more conservative in Texas vs Sukhumvit road.... I actual made the specific choice between moving to Texas or Thailand... LOS won. Not for the katoey's, but to quote a yank friend; "I came to Thailand to live the American Dream, because I can't live it back there any more." And after Bush got re-elected, i couldn't imagine living in Austin and not getting in regular fist fights. Edited July 17, 2009 by animatic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermano Lobo Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Great ! It stole the strategy for the Australian Cricket team. Maybe we can win the Ashes ??? C'mon England ! I wrote this piss-take poem a few years back:- A Ladyboy Poem Took JoJo from a GoGo Last night Gave my mate A terrible fright Where are your glasses? You shouldn't make passes At men with nice asses You'll get a dose of nasties But I didn't care You should have seen JoJo bare with all her essentials She's got the right credentials Eight inches she's got hickory halls Shackled to the bed Never ignored my calls Some men have proposed to wed JoJo the pretty ladyboy I treated her like a toy Played all night While my mate got drunk with fright JoJo wrestle me naked If you dare Wow that's sexy, Ouch! You bear You're not supposed to pull me there Wow she's strong I did not want to do any wrong Insisted she wore a thong Muscles like King Kong I was playing the tease JoJo just wanted to please Stimulated that which burst and flow JoJo please don't go JoJo don't do that Now we've made a mess on the mat You've scratched my back Just like a cat OK I will untie you I'm not a rat Two thousand baht is enough As a matter of fact Oh JoJo what do I do? I used to like Go-Go girls But now I want you This is really something new My friend won't talk to me anymore Now he's gone off with a whore Bet he does not have as much fun JoJo you made me come I'll be back for you Tomorrow night Tie you up nice and tight Don't wanna be polite JoJo like the Kiss of the Spiderwoman You serve my fantasy, I'll be taking you Down on one knee Next time can we make it three? Three of us in the bed My lust is being fed With a man who looks like a woman Johnny what are you doin' ? Oh I couldn't do that That is where you're supposed to shat Oh again on the mat My erection has gone flat I've run away Left 'em to it I didn't want to screw it Had a threesome and blew it Now I'm back with my mate And I'm going straight Back up to Angelwitch coz its in fashion With a girlie for a night of passion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livinginexile Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Well Lobo... We all know what side of the fence YOU sit on now. Right on the middle stump it looks like Sounds like you really enjoyed yourself. It's still a YET for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermano Lobo Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 livinginexile- It's a piss-take you daft bugger Just like the film Brüno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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