The Greek & The Porsche

A Greek parked his brand new Porsche infront of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he is getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, the Greek grabs his mobile and calls the Police.

Five minutes later the Police arrive... Before the Policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Greek starts screaming histerically: "My Porsche, my beautiful Black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it`ll simply never be the same again!"

After the Greek finally finishes his rant, the Policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can`t believe how materialistic you bloody Greeks are," he said "You lot are so focussed on your possessions that you don`t notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Greek.

The Policeman replied, "Didn`t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

The Greek looks down in absolute horror, "My God," he screams...."Where`s my Rolex?????"