Pattaya_Fox Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 A Greek parked his brand new Porsche infront of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he is getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Greek grabs his mobile and calls the Police. Five minutes later the Police arrive... Before the Policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Greek starts screaming histerically: "My Porsche, my beautiful Black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it`ll simply never be the same again!" After the Greek finally finishes his rant, the Policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can`t believe how materialistic you bloody Greeks are," he said "You lot are so focussed on your possessions that you don`t notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Greek. The Policeman replied, "Didn`t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?" The Greek looks down in absolute horror, "My God," he screams...."Where`s my Rolex?????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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