Blonde Jokes

[jonik]

Do you know why blonds always leave the bathroom door open ?

They are afraid someone should look.

[lampard10]

Do you know why blonds always leave the bathroom door open ?

They are afraid someone should look. 

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I do beleive that should end 'through the keyhole'

[Thetyim]

Is Jonik blonde ??

[Insight]

A blonde girl gets a top job of painting lines on the road.

On the first day she paints 5 miles of lines. Her boss is well impressed.

On the second day she paints 1.5 miltes of lines. Her boss thinks that maybe she overdone herself on the first day so gives her the next day off.

On the fourth day she only paints 0.5 miles of lines. After this, the boss decides to ask her what's wrong. The blonde replies "I keep getting further and further away from the tin!"

[toastwars]

whats brown and sticky?

a stick.

[devildog683]

How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

From eating with forks.

[jonik]

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Do you know why blonds don't waterski?

once wet betweetn the legs they get..............what?........down.

What do you call o flie bussing around in a blonds head,....lost in space.

what do you call a blond with 2 braincells , .........pregnant.

ok, blonds fishing .....how do they kill the fish.......by drowning it.

why does blonds keep icecubes in the freezer......to keep it cold

more...........?......ok

What is the matingcall for a blond..............ohhhhh me so drunk!!!!!!!!!

[jonik]

I don't know but i think i'll stick to thailadies , because the jokes ain't to far from the truth.

[Wekhin]

#4 by Insight is a good one. Heehee.

[udon]

I was out walking with a Thai blonde in the park, and I said "look, a dead bird"

she looked up and said "where?"

ok, no more from moi.