The Candy With The Little Hole

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green.................Lime

Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her Lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Cecil says to Cedric, '' How did you give up smoking?''

Cedric says ''Easy, I started sucking Lifesavers.''

Cecil says '' That's alright for you. You live near the beach''