Beeswax Boost For Beef Bayonet

[george]

Beeswax boost for beef bayonet

LAMPANG: -- Youths in the North have found a dangerous new way to impress the ladies: a home-made penis enlargement therapy using beeswax.

The new trend came to light when a 21-year-old unnamed man checked into hospital at the end of October with a badly infected member.

The man sheepishly told doctors that he had injected his penis with warm beeswax to pump it up to a more impressive size.

The trick worked perfectly at first, but after a few days his penis started to hurt. A nasty wound appeared where he injected the wax and continued to spread.

The young man told doctors that he bought a tube of beeswax ointment used to treat cuts.

He put it in hot water until it was soft enough, then injected it straight into his penis.

This was a very popular trick among Lampang’s young men, allowing them to gain an extra inch or so, he said.

Doctors operated on the young man. While they managed to save most of the infected penis, they had to remove some tissue.

When they are sure the infection is healed, they will transplant skin from another part of the youth’s body to try and restore his organ to its original appearance, doctors said.

As for whether the man’s penis would still be able to work as well as before the impromptu enlargement, doctors said it was too early to know.

Dr Sirichai Phataranuthaphon from Lampang Provincial Public Health Office implored youths in the province not to follow in the unfortunate patient’s footsteps.

Provincial authorities cannot legally prevent youths from trying to enlarge their genitals because it is their personal right, but they should be aware of risks that include infection and potentially fatal septic shock, he said.

Source: Kom Chad Luek

[h90]

Evolution at work. The most stupid comrades, fall out of the gen-pool.

[mrtoad]

What a dick.

[TAWP]

How would it affect length? Girth I understand but...

[Garry]

WAX ON WAX OFF

Okay someone had to say it

[Redhawk]

What kind of drugs are they selling up north to let yourself down to a self-injection for d... enlargement?

I must ckeck my fridge for beer and Beewax. I think that must hurt terrible and after the OP he got only the half left.

[animatic]

Darwin Award winner in the making.

Even if he doesn't top himself in the trying,

he may still remove himself from the reproductive gene pool,

and that counts too.

Wives tales and witches brews, and an EX PM who sees fortune tellers,

by who's advice he wanted to steer the country.

Land O Goshen!

[bkkjames]

I feel bad for the mis-informed youth. Now I got that out of the way...

What's the old saying, "You can be more fly with an ounce of honey, that a dick full of wax".

or was it...

"To bee or not to bee, that is the question?"

"Someone should teach him about the thai birds and the bees"

A Chinese Proverb

"Boy who inject penis with beeswax is sure to have stinging sensations."

[jamesjdaly]

On TV, I've heard of Advanced Members and Senior Members, but never a badly infected member.

[ThaiRich]

This suprises you????? I mean we are not exactly surrounded by intelligence.

[Meridian007]

Now, now. We shouldn't invade this poor lad's privacy, should we? What he does with his "member" is none of our beeswax!

[brahmburgers]

In the States, when you're ready to put in a toilet, you go to the hardware store and buy a softened beeswax ring, and that seals the connection to the hole when you go to cinch down the flynuts.

Where of where in Thailand can I find such wax rings?

Should I hang out at the disposal area of a Lampang hospital?

[mccw]

There was a documentry on thai tv a while back about this practice. Apparrentlyits quite widespread, started in bangcock and spread around the country. They were doing other even more horrific things aswell, like cutting thier cocks open a bit and inserting beads! Nasty!

[brahmburgers]

yet another indication, among thousands, showing how our one species is the very most bizarre of any, ....more so than dogs (which eat shit) and spiders (which eat their mates after copulating). Those other species have a few bizarre habits apiece, whereas humans have a whole slew of bizarre proclivities.

You hear anthropologists ascertain what a profound species we are, partly because we're adept at using tools. Yet, I doubt those experts would have included injecting softened wax in to one's dick as a being an example of the most advanced species using tools.

Granted, it's an anomaly, but if you add up all the hundreds of anomalies which are particular to this one species, it's not a pretty picture.

It also blows holes in the elaborate myths called religions, which invariably put mankind up on an exalted pedestal (when it's not smiting them with brimstone). But people need religion and its myths, because they're uncomfortable with looking at things as they really are - in a natural and scientific perspective. People need self-aggrandizement and/or aggrandizement of others (Jesus, Mohammad, royalty, sports heroes, rock stars, etc) ......like fish need water.

Those nuts who are disfiguring their bodies are not a whole lot different from transgender sorts who disfigure their bodies. It all relates to sex and vanity.

Edited November 6, 2009 by brahmburgers