You Have Two Girlfriends...

[george]

"You have two girlfriends".

Holland: You have two girlfriends.You can marry both. They can marry each other also.

Romania: You have two girlfriends. Your wife said: "From your room is that noise every night, mother fuc_ker?!".

Germany: You have two girlfriends. Both are blonds.

Russia: You have two girlfriends: Stalinskaya and Moskovskaya.

Sweden: You have two girlfriends. In IKEA you can find everything you need.

Pakistan: You have two girlfriends. The oldest one is 6 years old.

India: You have two girlfriends. Buddha does not know anything about it ...

Turkey: You have two girlfriends. One is cooking for you, one is washing your clothes, one is ironing your clothes and the other one supervises them. Do you thing we believe you have only two girlfriends?

China: You have two girlfriends. For some billion reasons.

Bulgaria: You have two girlfriends. The first one is called Sofia. The other one asks you "where were you?" "to Sofia" You're secure.

Mexico: You have two girlfriends. The thieves steal half of them. Your neighbor gives you another one. You borrow three from the bar across the street .. Neighbor takes his share back. How many you have left?

England: You have two girlfriends. Absolutely superb. And you drink too much ...

U.S.: You have two girlfriends. One on Facebook and the other one on Myspace. You never seen them.

Brazil: You have two girlfriends: Rosaria Fiorella Andrea Luiza Vitoria Alessandra Carla Esmeralda del Campo and another one which you cannot remember her name.

Dubai: You have two girlfriends. Gold plated.

Cuba: You have two girlfriends. None of them is "Fidel".

Spain: You have two girlfriends. Later you discover that they are actually your sisters. A little bit later you find that you are their dead born brother. You have a twin brother disinherited by the gatekeeper's mother-in-law, gatekeeper who cannot remember anything from childhood. Your life is a soap opera.

Greece: You have two girlfriends. Neighbor is about to take one of them. In the morning you wake up with a big wooden horse in front of the house. You better run.

Thailand: You have two girlfriends. They are very good looking. After few drinks you realise they have big balls.

[PhilHarries]

Slight correction.

In England you have two girlfriends, both are sixteen and each has three children each by a different father. You have no qualifications and no job but that doesn't matter because your social security plus that of your two girlfriends is more than Richard Branson earns. You don't drink too much because you pass out every evening just after seven when your girlfriends leave for a night's work on the streets. Life is so good.

[midasthailand]

George, no offence mate, but I think you should stick to your day job!

[warfie]

Thailand: You have two girlfriends. They are very good looking. After few drinks you realise they have big balls.

very good!

[peter991]

Australia

Peter

[powderpuff]

I have a hard time believing the owner of this forum is allowed to say mother fuc_ker. I was pretty shocked. You go girl.

I think it's all one word.

[WeeGB]

The Pakistan one's a bit naughty.

How about

France: You have two girlfriends, and your friends are worried about your addiction to under arm hair.

Australia: You have two girlfriends, both are named Baaaaabara.

[Boater]

The Pakistan one's a bit naughty.

i thought the same, normally it is 4