So there I was waiting in a long line at Bangkok airport.

A crowded Virgin flight was canceled after Virgin's 767s had been

withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long

line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger

pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the

counter and said,

'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.

The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but

I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to

work something out.'

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him

could hear,

'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public

address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have

your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly

throughout the terminal.

'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.

If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the

Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'

Without flinching, she smiled and said,

'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'

ROTFLMFAO!

(especially the innuendo in her rebuttle)

class

Pissed myself. Thanks.

cheers, Rick

Virgin - 767s - Bangkok = Confused.

Virgin - 767s - Bangkok = Confused.

True that, but it was comedy!

That's an old yarn.

hehehe