Boon Mee Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation. A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.” He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?” Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them!” The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, “That was really nice, but listen very, very closely, “Are...my...test...results...back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tornado Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 (edited) A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation. A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.” He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?” Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them!” The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, “That was really nice, but listen very, very closely, “Are...my...test...results...back?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> who said septics werent funny Edited June 12, 2005 by Tornado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gazza Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Nice one. I laughed my test results off reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. BOOZER Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 , “Are...my...test...results...back?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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