Fly Joke.

[phomsanuk]

Flies in the beer

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

The Irishman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow of the lovely liguid.

The Scotsman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

[Scully]

Two flies are sat on a turd and one farts and the second one says, "do you mind I am eating"