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A guy walks in the red district of Amsterdam and watches everything for sale for the single man.

Suddenly he sees the most beautiful girl behind the window her ever saw.

He decides to try his luck and asks the girl what her price is.

50 euro is the reply.

The guy thinks that 50 euro is a little bit high but for this one time why not.

So he goes inside and they start to have some love.

When he is riding this girl he only can thinks how great the feeling is.

It felt like his little man was riding between two packs of butter so soft.

After he finishes his deed he goes back home as a happy man.

After a few days he decides to go back to the same hooker for another great session.

After the price agreement he starts working her again but this time it is terrible.

It feels that his little man is riding between two bricks, so hard.

He thinks this is not right and very carefully he asks the girl what the problem is because first she was butter soft and now as hard as stone.

The hooker looks away and says that she is very sorry but that she has a little problem whit her vagina.

The inside of my vagina has a wound.

Yesterday the wound was infected and open and wound liquid came out and today there is a crust on the wound in my vagina.

When the guy finishes vomiting he decides that this was the last time he visited a hooker :whistling:

Edited by merijn
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The joke if that's what you want to call it, is stupid, sophomoric and a waste of bandwidth,

or are you trying to make some veiled point,

Anyway, don't quit your day job.

Edited by cobra
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