Paddy In A Lift

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Skinny little Paddy goes into a lift, looks up and sees this

HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees little Paddy staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 35 stone, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

Paddy faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,

"What's wrong with you ?"

In a weak voice Paddy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big man says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 35 stone, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

"Turner Brown?...Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, Turn around "