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Police in Liverpool just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi automatic rifles with 2,500 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 2 tonnes of heroin, £2 million cash in used banknotes, £50 million in forged banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.

Local residents were stunned.

A community spokesman said:

"We're Gobsmacked. We never knew we had a fuc_king Library!"

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