roamer Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Reading a couple of posts here re undies I thought I would share with you my experience last month. Rushing out the door as usual, slung my bag upon my back, headed of to Skytrain, phone in one hand, ice coffee in the other. Jumped on the train at Ari, stood all the way to On Nut, popped into Tesco's for something, jumped a taxi put bag on seat beside me and then noticed to my horror that the wife's bra had traveled with me, the hook having got caught up in the mesh as I swung the bag on my back. I'd actually checked on more than one occasion whilst standing that I was zipped up below as I'd noticed what I thought were a few sniggers that I eventually dismissed as paranoia. Be honest would anyone of you have told me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturn Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 even if you made this up, the picture is to be commended. had i been there i would have happily pointed it out. very happily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highchol Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 been on the chang night before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturn Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 been on the chang night before? the bra doesn't look that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Fekk that is funny I think I just pisssed myself laughing :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkockney Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 It's a shame no one did point it out to you as you could have had all sorts of crazy conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 That's great. Very funny. I would have pointed it out though. Only after I've had a laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roamer Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 even if you made this up, the picture is to be commended. had i been there i would have happily pointed it out. very happily. Thanks but this was exactly how it happened. I have got similar previous for this where trains are concerned. Some years earlier in London I'd bought some hi-fi speakers in a closing down sale, they no longer had the original packing but found a box for me. Once again on the train, and again the sidelong looks and nudges and smiles, this time I'm convinced that my flies must be gaping open but nothing I can do as I'm holding this box in front of me with both arms. Get off as soon as possible, put box down check flies, all is zipped, tell myself I must be imagining it get back on another train....it happens again and no way am I imagining it. Get off again convinced by now that something is wrong and go and hunt down a mirror...maybe the girlfriend had left lipstick on my face etc, but no, examine myself head to toe and all is normal...or as close as I get to normal. Despite this it happened again on the next train, this time I just ignored it got home dumped the box, checked myself again to no avail, got changed and went out, despite my heightened sensitivity no one appeared to be sniggering anymore. On my return home thought I would check out the speakers, that is when I noticed the box, the box that had declared to my fellow passengers that I was traveling home with several dozen cartons of Tampax... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highchol Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 even if you made this up, the picture is to be commended. had i been there i would have happily pointed it out. very happily. Thanks but this was exactly how it happened. I have got similar previous for this where trains are concerned. Some years earlier in London I'd bought some hi-fi speakers in a closing down sale, they no longer had the original packing but found a box for me. Once again on the train, and again the sidelong looks and nudges and smiles, this time I'm convinced that my flies must be gaping open but nothing I can do as I'm holding this box in front of me with both arms. Get off as soon as possible, put box down check flies, all is zipped, tell myself I must be imagining it get back on another train....it happens again and no way am I imagining it. Get off again convinced by now that something is wrong and go and hunt down a mirror...maybe the girlfriend had left lipstick on my face etc, but no, examine myself head to toe and all is normal...or as close as I get to normal. Despite this it happened again on the next train, this time I just ignored it got home dumped the box, checked myself again to no avail, got changed and went out, despite my heightened sensitivity no one appeared to be sniggering anymore. On my return home thought I would check out the speakers, that is when I noticed the box, the box that had declared to my fellow passengers that I was traveling home with several dozen cartons of Tampax... you crack me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max4243 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Most Thai are shy I am sure they would not have pointed this out to you, but I would have happily pointed out to you anyway by asking you if this is a new fashion type of bag you are carrying. You went to Lotus to grab some stuff and the staff did not stop you for not paying for the undies attached to your bag when you left? Anyway, true or not, the story is great and gave me a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDRIDER Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Hi Hi i would NOT have told you, just so funny would have liked to see your face when you saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 reminds me of the time i answered the door to tv license inspector with my chap hanging out. she said she wasn't going to take down THOSE Particulars. i stood down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roamer Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 Come on guys,admittedly this was extreme even by my standards of morning non-awareness but I'm sure some of you have been caught out as well. Never been walking to work and wondered why you kind of limping, and then you look down and and realise one foot has a loafer or deck shoe on it and the other a trainer ? Can't only be me..... can it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max4243 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Come on guys,admittedly this was extreme even by my standards of morning non-awareness but I'm sure some of you have been caught out as well. Never been walking to work and wondered why you kind of limping, and then you look down and and realise one foot has a loafer or deck shoe on it and the other a trainer ? Can't only be me..... can it ? Very true pal, but not many guys keen to share those funny moments. Glad you did and shared your funny moments that made most of us laughing to the loo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarpSpeed Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Fekk that is funny I think I just pisssed myself laughing :cheesy: Sure! Blame it on the story.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkup2000 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Nice one. Reminds me of one time in farangland. I was 17 and I agreed to let my girlfriend put makeup on my face (as a laugh). I did forget about it and later the same evening went into town. One of my worst moments ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Great story, thanks. I'm sure the Thais just thought..."another crazy farang" and gave it no more consideration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 You must have felt a tit after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 then noticed to my horror that the wife's bra had traveled with me, the hook having got caught up in the mesh as I swung the bag on my back. It could have been worse - There could have been a clothes peg still attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominique355 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 And then I once met this guy who wore one black and one brown shoe. I pointed it out to him and he said: I know, and you know what? I have another pair of shoes like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkfoxi Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 just wonder what ya gig(s) would say ... , lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I'd be embarrassed to mainly at the size of the bra:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Very Funny story. Great stuff. But maybe a few of people who noticed thought you were off to do a shift at the local ladyboy bar. Afterall this is Thailand .(TIT) !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Come on guys,admittedly this was extreme even by my standards of morning non-awareness but I'm sure some of you have been caught out as well. Never been walking to work and wondered why you kind of limping, and then you look down and and realise one foot has a loafer or deck shoe on it and the other a trainer ? Can't only be me..... can it ? Very true pal, but not many guys keen to share those funny moments. Glad you did and shared your funny moments that made most of us laughing to the loo. One of my colleagues said to me in the office early in the morning... "Sorry, I'm going to have to nip home again; I've come in without my trousers". I suppose that's more likely if you cycle to work rather than taking the train... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roamer Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 I'd be embarrassed to mainly at the size of the bra:lol: No doubt your more intimately acquainted with silicone based lifeforms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiFelix Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 And then I once met this guy who wore one black and one brown shoe. I pointed it out to him and he said: I know, and you know what? I have another pair of shoes like this. I used to do the same with socks, purposely wearing one red and one blue. People would point out that I was wearing odd socks, to which I would reply 'There's nothing odd about them at all, I have aother pair at home exactly the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1MON Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Our family was walking through a garden center in the UK, father leading the way when i noticed something hanging out of his trouser leg, i was maybe 10 years old, so innocently i shouted to him that he had something poking out his leg, he then proceeded to pull yesterdays underwear out of the trouser leg and stuff them in his pocket as if nothing had happened, 20 years later and i still laugh when i think about it, even sometimes re-enacting it for the family in the house. A friend of mine fell asleep at a party so we dotted his face with that shoe polish in a bottle, the one with a sponge on the end, he looked like a leopard, woke up in the morning and walked the mile home via the papershop and the bakers, nobody told him anything and only noticed when he looked in the mirror at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothertorres Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 this is the type of threads that TV needs more of. a+++, will read from this user again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 And then I once met this guy who wore one black and one brown shoe. I pointed it out to him and he said: I know, and you know what? I have another pair of shoes like this. I used to do the same with socks, purposely wearing one red and one blue. People would point out that I was wearing odd socks, to which I would reply 'There's nothing odd about them at all, I have aother pair at home exactly the same! I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -- Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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