I have again called into the Sausage Kings Pimuk shop, to stock up my weekly munchies.

There isn't many of the Saag Pies left only a few as I have bought the majority. It's worth the pain.

I must admit I got through some toilet roll, as not used to the old bum squirter.

I like a good old English bacon butty with HP, the bacon is out of this world. I think better than in the U.K.

I asked about how it is made but the Sausage King said 'It's a secret recipe' so I replied fair enough.

My parents are coming over for Christmas and my old man loves a good pie as a proper Lancashire lad. I'm getting prepared before the Christmas rush.

The freezer is fully loaded now, and I'll do my best not to have to many Saag Pies in one go.

Thanks S/K

The foodmonster.

Sorry, but you are not user friendly.

Your text remains of a letter I once received from my ex-wife`s divorce lawyer.

Not a good advert for our Sausage King, I think.

Edited December 1, 201015 yr by Beetlejuice

Please forgive him he's from Lancashire.

Please forgive him he's from Lancashire.

Could be, but I just thought it`s because the OP hasn`t been getting his leg over lately?

If he does that may help him cut down on the eating and then he could change his user name to sexmonster instead.

Edited December 1, 201015 yr by Beetlejuice

Please forgive him he's from Lancashire.

Could be, but I just thought it`s because the OP hasn`t been getting his leg over lately?

If he does that may help him cut down on the eating and then he could change his user name to sexmonster instead.

That would be a real Lancashire Hot Pot.

Please forgive him he's from Lancashire.

Could be, but I just thought it`s because the OP hasn`t been getting his leg over lately?

If he does that may help him cut down on the eating and then he could change his user name to sexmonster instead.

That would be a real Lancashire Hot Pot.

Nice one.

Merry Hanukka, Christmas and a Happy New Year to ya, uptheos

Edited December 1, 201015 yr by Beetlejuice

Please forgive him he's from Lancashire.

Could be, but I just thought it`s because the OP hasn`t been getting his leg over lately?

If he does that may help him cut down on the eating and then he could change his user name to sexmonster instead.

That would be a real Lancashire Hot Pot.

Nice one.

Merry Hanukka, Christmas and a Happy New Year to ya, uptheos

What about Bodhi Day and Islamic New Year?

Merry / happy whatever, to you too.

Alban Arthan.

Back on thread, howzabout a huge mince pie, 12 or 14 inches in diameter?

At least 2 or 3 inches thick? With a fine phyllo dough crust?

I'd pay some serious money for one of those....

Alban Arthan.

Back on thread, howzabout a huge mince pie, 12 or 14 inches in diameter?

At least 2 or 3 inches thick? With a fine phyllo dough crust?

I'd pay some serious money for one of those....

Make that two of us.