Old Croc Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 UK woman takes credit for Warne's duck Britain's tabloids claim to have uncovered England's secret weapon in the Ashes series - a woman who kept Shane Warne up all night during the fourth Test. Julia Reynolds has told The Sun and Daily Mirror newspapers she left Warne exhausted after an all night sex session the day before he was dismissed for a golden duck in the first innings of the Trent Bridge Test. Australia lost the Test by three wickets as England took its decisive 2-1 series lead. Reynolds says she met the Australian leg spinner at a players' function and he wooed her with his traditional method - raunchy text messages, even during a rain break in the Test. She said after the five hours of passion, Warne was left "red-eyed and knackered" as he went out to bat the next day. "I wasn't that surprised he was out for nought because when he left me he looked pretty exhausted," she told the Mirror. "I guess you could say I've done my bit for England." Reynolds, 36 in The Sun but 37 in the Mirror, said Warne had received a "rollicking" from captain Ricky Ponting after his duck. "Ricky Ponting suspected he was out of sorts and asked Shane what he'd been up to," Reynolds said. "Shane said he bluffed it but I'd arranged to be with him again that night and it was good sex again, though the night before had taken its toll. "He was really up for it in room 811 and cricket was the last thing on his mind. "He ordered a bottle of champagne with one glass, thinking that might put Ponting off the scent." Warne's wife Simone recently left him after a string of affairs, many allegedly involving lewd text messages. Reynolds revealed Warne had texted her saying he was naked in the team bath and was thinking of her. "I would like to tie you up in the rain and watch you get so wet, water dripping all over your beautiful body ... and then slowly come up and kiss you everywhere and make love to you. Yum," one text reportedly read. When contacted by The Sun, Warne denied the affair. "I've no idea what you're talking about mate. I get loads of calls and make loads of calls," he said. The alleged liaison did not completely sap Warne of all form at Trent Bridge, he made 45 in the second innings and took eight wickets for the match. His 4-31 in England's second innings nearly spun Australia to a remarkable victory. ©AAP 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi lurker Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 There you have it, I knew it wasnt an Australians fault for losing the Ashes....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivek Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Another topic posted on Ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Another topic posted on Ashes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah terrible. We'll be up with your 127,974,987 posted on football in no time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Another topic posted on Ashes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah terrible. We'll be up with your 127,974,987 posted on football in no time <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Fly agree's...... This post is of a higher standard than ur usual Lampard...hmmmmmm...not drinking today Lampard ......maybe u've gone to the gym to lose some of the sack of bowling balls thats hanging over ur belt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Take Pie Boy with u to the gym...he needs it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Take Pie Boy with u to the gym...he needs it.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 [ .....maybe u've gone to the gym to lose some of the sack of bowling balls thats hanging over ur belt... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At last your picture Supergob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Well gents (includes the children) I have decided to have a holiday from this forum until the quality of the posts gets out of the school ground. Wake up to yourself fly ,you turn every thread into your own personal dribble file. From the lack of diversity in the posters ,it seems quite a few are sick of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 the banter is good at this level, let's not get insulting walk aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 (edited) Well gents (includes the children) I have decided to have a holiday from this forum until the quality of the posts gets out of the school ground. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh Oz...thats good thats good...The Fly thinks a break will do u well....u know u need it..."the mirror stares back hard" doesnt it Oz'd...u have crossed over to the dark side...u dont sleep well at night and u find urself watching British comedy and laughing at it.....ur enjoying fish and chips for breakfast and not showering in the morning( maybe not even at night ).... Oz'd, take of ur Lampard knee pads and realize what u have become....ur even whinging on this post.......maybe u have been bad, real bad, in a past life and this is ur punishment....maybe in ur next life u will be one of those Philippino workers who cut the lawn in the middle of the day at Manila airport with nothing but whipper snippers.......( now thats hot ) have nice break Oz.....say hi to the Queen for me !!! Edited September 24, 2005 by Siam_superfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Well gents (includes the children) I have decided to have a holiday from this forum until the quality of the posts gets out of the school ground. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh Oz...thats good thats good...The Fly thinks a break will do u well....u know u need it..."the mirror stares back hard" doesnt it Oz'd...u have crossed over to the dark side...u dont sleep well at night and u find urself watching British comedy and laughing at it.....ur enjoying fish and chips for breakfast and not showering in the morning( maybe not even at night ).... Oz'd, take of ur Lampard knee pads and realize what u have become....ur even whinging on this post.......maybe u have been bad, real bad, in a past life and this is ur punishment....maybe in ur next life u will be one of those Philippino workers who cut the lawn in the middle of the day at Manila airport with nothing but whipper snippers.......( now thats hot ) have nice break Oz.....say hi to the Queen for me !!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Yeah, he/she is one messed up freak, but best to ignore him/her wherever it comes from, but if he/she can't watch British comedy and laugh then there's defo something wrong with him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Yeah, he/she is one messed up freak, but best to ignore him/her wherever it comes from, but if he/she can't watch British comedy and laugh then there's defo something wrong with him/her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> him/her/it..............please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 How about just IT and <deleted>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Yeah, he/she is one messed up freak, but best to ignore him/her wherever it comes from, but if he/she can't watch British comedy and laugh then there's defo something wrong with him/her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> him/her/it..............please <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... and where did u come from Jackr....at least Lampard was around the whole Ashes series...unlike u who popped up only after England had won...hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Monty Python/Comic Strip/Benny Hill/Mr Bean/Derek and Clive/Fawlty Towers Pure Magic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 (edited) [Weirdo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pie Boy...have u seen ur picture ? Edited September 25, 2005 by Siam_superfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Monty Python/Comic Strip/Benny Hill/Mr Bean/Derek and Clive/Fawlty Towers Pure Magic..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> some of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 The Young Ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Monty Python/Comic Strip/Benny Hill/Mr Bean/Derek and Clive/Fawlty Towers Pure Magic..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> British: Open all hours, Last of the Summer Wine, 'Allo'Allo,Porridge,Are you Being Served, Dad's Army,Absolutely Fab, The Office,Never the Twain,The Good Life, Get Some In,Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Goodies,Robins Nest, Three's Company, George & Mildred, Men from the Ministry, Yes Minister, Rising Damp, The Thin Blue Line,Reginald Perrin, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Going Straight, Keeping Up Appearances, To the Manor Born,Butter fly, Worzel Gummidge, Steptoe & Son, Hancocks Half hour, One Foot in the Grave, Till Death Do Us Part, The Two Ronnies, Likley Lads,Eric Sykes,Up Pompeii,Only Fools and Horses,Marty Feldman,Peter Cooke & Dudley Moore,Dick Emery, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, Morcombe & Wise, Little & Large, Hi-Dee-Hi,The Rag Trade, On the Buses,Tommy Cooper, Rab B. Nesbitt, Aufwiedersehn Pet, Boys From the Blackstuff,Three Up, Two Down, and many many more Australia: Neighbours,Flying Doctor, Skippy, Home & Away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 [Weirdo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pie Boy...have u seen ur picture ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes I have and I can report that I am a fine looking handsome man. As for Diego Armando Maradona, well he's looked better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 [Weirdo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pie Boy...have u seen ur picture ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes I have and I can report that I am a fine looking handsome man. As for Diego Armando Maradona, well he's looked better. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ..so is Lampard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorFart Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Supermouth does it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted September 25, 2005 Author Share Posted September 25, 2005 Supermouth does it again! Where you been Prof? Your Absence has been......... noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Yeah, he/she is one messed up freak, but best to ignore him/her wherever it comes from, but if he/she can't watch British comedy and laugh then there's defo something wrong with him/her. him/her/it..............please Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... and where did u come from Jackr....at least Lampard was around the whole Ashes series...unlike u who popped up only after England had won...hmmmmm hmmmmmmm indeed. Not really a sports fan, but was cruising one night and came across your filth. If you think that only Black Adder is funny then you have either never had a tv and don't know what your talking about, are 13 years old, taking the piss, aren't a real Aussie or, more likely, are a sad robotic individual with zero sense of humour that needs mummy to wipe his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Yeah, he/she is one messed up freak, but best to ignore him/her wherever it comes from, but if he/she can't watch British comedy and laugh then there's defo something wrong with him/her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> him/her/it..............please <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... and where did u come from Jackr....at least Lampard was around the whole Ashes series...unlike u who popped up only after England had won...hmmmmm <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hmmmmmmm indeed. Not really a sports fan, but was cruising one night and came across your filth. If you think that only Black Adder is funny then you have either never had a tv and don't know what your talking about, are 13 years old, taking the piss, aren't a real Aussie or, more likely, are a sad robotic individual with zero sense of humour that needs mummy to wipe his ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whatever..... ur not a sports fan...but ur on this forum posting...why..hmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Monty Python/Comic Strip/Benny Hill/Mr Bean/Derek and Clive/Fawlty Towers Pure Magic..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> British: Open all hours, Last of the Summer Wine, 'Allo'Allo,Porridge,Are you Being Served, Dad's Army,Absolutely Fab, The Office,Never the Twain,The Good Life, Get Some In,Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Goodies,Robins Nest, Three's Company, George & Mildred, Men from the Ministry, Yes Minister, Rising Damp, The Thin Blue Line,Reginald Perrin, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Going Straight, Keeping Up Appearances, To the Manor Born,Butter fly, Worzel Gummidge, Steptoe & Son, Hancocks Half hour, One Foot in the Grave, Till Death Do Us Part, The Two Ronnies, Likley Lads,Eric Sykes,Up Pompeii,Only Fools and Horses,Marty Feldman,Peter Cooke & Dudley Moore,Dick Emery, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, Morcombe & Wise, Little & Large, Hi-Dee-Hi,The Rag Trade, On the Buses,Tommy Cooper, Rab B. Nesbitt, Aufwiedersehn Pet, Boys From the Blackstuff,Three Up, Two Down, and many many more Australia: Neighbours,Flying Doctor, Skippy, Home & Away. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> U've been watching way to much television Lampard.....u should be at the gym... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Yeah, he/she is one messed up freak, but best to ignore him/her wherever it comes from, but if he/she can't watch British comedy and laugh then there's defo something wrong with him/her. him/her/it..............please Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... and where did u come from Jackr....at least Lampard was around the whole Ashes series...unlike u who popped up only after England had won...hmmmmm hmmmmmmm indeed. Not really a sports fan, but was cruising one night and came across your filth. If you think that only Black Adder is funny then you have either never had a tv and don't know what your talking about, are 13 years old, taking the piss, aren't a real Aussie or, more likely, are a sad robotic individual with zero sense of humour that needs mummy to wipe his ass. Whatever..... ur not a sports fan...but ur on this forum posting...why..hmmmmmm Coz I can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Yeah, he/she is one messed up freak, but best to ignore him/her wherever it comes from, but if he/she can't watch British comedy and laugh then there's defo something wrong with him/her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> him/her/it..............please <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Black Adder...very funny....thats about all.... and where did u come from Jackr....at least Lampard was around the whole Ashes series...unlike u who popped up only after England had won...hmmmmm <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hmmmmmmm indeed. Not really a sports fan, but was cruising one night and came across your filth. If you think that only Black Adder is funny then you have either never had a tv and don't know what your talking about, are 13 years old, taking the piss, aren't a real Aussie or, more likely, are a sad robotic individual with zero sense of humour that needs mummy to wipe his ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whatever..... ur not a sports fan...but ur on this forum posting...why..hmmmmmm <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Coz I can <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dogs lick there #alls coz they can...... told u before, stick to the forum above this one..its where u belong .....and take that soap dropper Lampard with u..... disclaimer (no dis-respect to the posters of that forum)... The Fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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