Chopperboy Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 What should you do if you feel a sexual urge? Take a prostate protection supplement or drug like Saw Palmetto/ Proscar/ Dutasteride That will fix it.!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Card Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Whatever happened to masturbation? It was the only thing u did with sexual urges in my day as girls weren't invented until circa 1964. It was quick, cheap, convenient and you didn't have to look good. I later found out that sex was a poor substitute. Up with the rubbings! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) What Should You Do If You Feel A Sexual Urge? Whatever feels natural. Edited February 22, 2012 by Ulysses G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Whatever happened to masturbation? It was the only thing u did with sexual urges in my day as girls weren't invented until circa 1964. It was quick, cheap, convenient and you didn't have to look good. I later found out that sex was a poor substitute. Up with the rubbings! And laundry's so cheap in Thailand too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) I can barely remember sitting an entrance exam for universities - however it's my belief that there are always some stupid questions mixed in with the "good stuff". Does anyone have some examples of good questions that were asked? As a sample, here's a good question from the 2011 STAT test used in some states in Australia.... In an El Niño year, absence of warm water is likely to cause Indonesia to experience A storms. B reduced rainfall. C cold wind blasts. D stronger jet streams And a rather more obscurely phrased question (though it does teach older english language interpretation) Which two of statements (i) – (iv) below are most similar to each other in the attitude to equality presented? (i) Although men possess unequal powers, they nonetheless deserve equal rights. (ii) Men are made by nature unequal. It is vain, therefore, to treat them as if they were equal. (iii) Kneeling ne’er spoil’d silk stocking; quit thy state; All equal are within the church’s gate. (iv) The wealth of a nation consists more than anything else in the number of superior men it harbours. Ah, multiple choice. Modern education's gift to the ungifted. Edited February 22, 2012 by bigbamboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanferdi Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 One of the multiple-choice questions asks, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives are: a) Ask friends if you can play football together; b ) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together. http://www.thaivisa....heads-thailand/ I wonder if the police academy has such multiple questions? Who should we stop on Safety and charge them? a. Under age Teen with no helmet? b. Motorbike with no lights? c. Motorbike with 3 people? d. Farang with Helmet and innocent looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanferdi Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 One of the multiple-choice questions asks, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives are: a) Ask friends if you can play football together; b ) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together. http://www.thaivisa....heads-thailand/ I wonder if the police academy has such multiple questions? Who should we stop on Safety and charge them? a. Under age Teen with no helmet? b. Motorbike with no lights? c. Motorbike with 3 people? d. Farang with Helmet and innocent looking? Or is Logical Voting also based on Multiple choice? Choosing a Prime Minister a. One who can run a business, but has not a clue in Politics b. A Proxy briefed constantly from abroad? c. A Cambridge Graduate with a vision for his country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanferdi Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I can barely remember sitting an entrance exam for universities - however it's my belief that there are always some stupid questions mixed in with the "good stuff". Does anyone have some examples of good questions that were asked? As a sample, here's a good question from the 2011 STAT test used in some states in Australia.... In an El Niño year, absence of warm water is likely to cause Indonesia to experience A storms. B reduced rainfall. C cold wind blasts. D stronger jet streams And a rather more obscurely phrased question (though it does teach older english language interpretation) Which two of statements (i) – (iv) below are most similar to each other in the attitude to equality presented? (i) Although men possess unequal powers, they nonetheless deserve equal rights. (ii) Men are made by nature unequal. It is vain, therefore, to treat them as if they were equal. (iii) Kneeling ne’er spoil’d silk stocking; quit thy state; All equal are within the church’s gate. (iv) The wealth of a nation consists more than anything else in the number of superior men it harbours. Ah, multiple choice. Modern education's gift to the ungifted. If someone gets it wrong does not justify the other makng it worse! Just Educate the next generation on facts, laws and the respect of both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini81 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Suppress it? Keep a photo of Janet Reno handy. A good two weeks before you recover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 One of the multiple-choice questions asks, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives are: a) Ask friends if you can play football together; b ) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together. http://www.thaivisa....heads-thailand/ I wonder if the police academy has such multiple questions? Who should we stop on Safety and charge them? a. Under age Teen with no helmet? b. Motorbike with no lights? c. Motorbike with 3 people? d. Farang with Helmet and innocent looking? That is an easy one.....d. because Farangs are rich anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 One of the multiple-choice questions asks, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives are: a) Ask friends if you can play football together; b ) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together. http://www.thaivisa....heads-thailand/ I wonder if the police academy has such multiple questions? Who should we stop on Safety and charge them? a. Under age Teen with no helmet? b. Motorbike with no lights? c. Motorbike with 3 people? d. Farang with Helmet and innocent looking? Or is Logical Voting also based on Multiple choice? Choosing a Prime Minister a. One who can run a business, but has not a clue in Politics b. A Proxy briefed constantly from abroad? c. A Cambridge Graduate with a vision for his country? d. Anyone who overs 500 Baht. But that is a difficult one as a, b and d. are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanferdi Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 One of the multiple-choice questions asks, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives are: a) Ask friends if you can play football together; b ) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together. http://www.thaivisa....heads-thailand/ Papa Yah POk Pok - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Suppress it? Keep a photo of Janet Reno handy. A good two weeks before you recover. Just the sight of a grossly overweight frumpy farang lady and I instantly forget about sex and go for a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterbiker49 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Don't you just love the THAI education system,the same one that is going to have thailand ready for the 2015 ASEAN get together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 One of the multiple-choice questions asks, "If you have a sexual urge, what should you do?" The available alternatives are: a) Ask friends if you can play football together; b ) Consult family members; c) Try to sleep; d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex; or e) Invite a close friend to watch a movie together. http://www.thaivisa....heads-thailand/ I wonder if the police academy has such multiple questions? Who should we stop on Safety and charge them? a. Under age Teen with no helmet? b. Motorbike with no lights? c. Motorbike with 3 people? d. Farang with Helmet and innocent looking? Or is Logical Voting also based on Multiple choice? Choosing a Prime Minister a. One who can run a business, but has not a clue in Politics b. A Proxy briefed constantly from abroad? c. A Cambridge Graduate with a vision for his country? None of the above...c) is a fairytale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorG Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 With any question that asks an opinion, there can never be a right or wrong answer. It is simply your opinion. (stupid educators) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparebox2 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Rush to buy a copy of the Sun. Turns to page 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TackyToo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 The teacher, who asked not to be named, said these questions were meant to teach students to analyse and think carefully before answering. If you really want to know the level of analytic skills and knowledge of the subject, I don't believe "multiple choice" is the way to go. But of course- it makes life much more comfortable for the teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOODLOVER Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Thai Visa, over 1000 posts and counting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludditeman Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) The recent O-net test that I saw was full of misspellings and poor English grammar, and had more than one correct answer for multiple-choice questions. Who devises and checks these tests? Can they not get an adequately educated and qualified native English speaker to ensure that the English is correct? These are EXAMS.. children learn from these what is correct and what is incorrect. If the exam is incorrect, children become confused and doubt their own knowledge/understanding of the question. That makes the test very unfair to the student. Please make sure this problem is fixed. Take those australian questions again..... I'd hate to face those questions if they were written in poor grammer...... particularly the later ones I didn't bother listing Question 64 relates to the following poem. Grass Pile the bodies high at Austerlitz and Waterloo Shovel them under and let me work — I am the grass; I cover all. And pile them high at Gettysburg And pile them high at Ypres and Verdun Shovel them under and let me work. Two years, ten years, and passengers ask the conductor: What place is this? Where are we now? I am the grass. Let me work. Carl Sandburg 64. Which one of the following best describes the tone of the poem? A sympathetic, with a note of nostalgia B bitter, with a note of derision C compassionate, yet irritated D contemptuous, yet humble Good luck with that one! It was A) Sympathetic with a note of nostalgia The correct answer was formed by noting that the poem was 'reminiscing about the past' hence nostalgia. Edited February 23, 2012 by ludditeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UbonOz Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Whatever happened to masturbation? It was the only thing u did with sexual urges in my day as girls weren't invented until circa 1964. It was quick, cheap, convenient and you didn't have to look good. I later found out that sex was a poor substitute. Up with the rubbings! Oh Master when do I stop? When your eyes are like mine!!!!! Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app God gave man a penis and a brain, unfortunately, did not give sufficient blood supply to run both at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 The recent O-net test that I saw was full of misspellings and poor English grammar, and had more than one correct answer for multiple-choice questions. Who devises and checks these tests? Can they not get an adequately educated and qualified native English speaker to ensure that the English is correct? These are EXAMS.. children learn from these what is correct and what is incorrect. If the exam is incorrect, children become confused and doubt their own knowledge/understanding of the question. That makes the test very unfair to the student. Please make sure this problem is fixed. Of course they could get qualified English speakers to verify this. But that would implicate that Thais do not have the necessary competence to do this. So in the eye of the authority it is better to save face than to try and improve the knowledge of the students. Just pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blows Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 This is what suffices for sex education in Thailand? Or is it a trip to the brothel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 This is what suffices for sex education in Thailand? Or is it a trip to the brothel? Yes but they are segregated so that each gender knows which part to play, all Thai males will tell you that. (time for a change eh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webfact Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 related topic Answer for sexual relief is football: Thai NIETS chief Full story: http://www.thaivisa....ai-niets-chief/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blows Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 related topic Answer for sexual relief is football: Thai NIETS chief Full story: http://www.thaivisa....ai-niets-chief/ He must be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now