IanForbes Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 After his problems in Chiang Mai rumour has it that this strange spotted creature was seen looking jealously at some very horny elephants. Shortly afterwards he was seen wrapped around the leg of one extremely horned elephant and mooing crazily about some Bahn for the night. Tsk Tsk. Maybe THAT was the ride we were on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 23, 2012 Author Share Posted March 23, 2012 After his problems in Chiang Mai rumour has it that this strange spotted creature was seen looking jealously at some very horny elephants. Shortly afterwards he was seen wrapped around the leg of one extremely horned elephant and mooing crazily about some Bahn for the night. Tsk Tsk. Maybe THAT was the ride we were on. No Ian.......that's not a buffalo......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 After his problems in Chiang Mai rumour has it that this strange spotted creature was seen looking jealously at some very horny elephants. Shortly afterwards he was seen wrapped around the leg of one extremely horned elephant and mooing crazily about some Bahn for the night. Tsk Tsk. Maybe THAT was the ride we were on. No Ian.......that's not a buffalo......... But very horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Please be advised there are also a number of SNS in the area,proceed with caution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 After his problems in Chiang Mai rumour has it that this strange spotted creature was seen looking jealously at some very horny elephants. Shortly afterwards he was seen wrapped around the leg of one extremely horned elephant and mooing crazily about some Bahn for the night. Tsk Tsk. Maybe THAT was the ride we were on. No Ian.......that's not a buffalo......... same same buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 reporting from the Suanprung Mental Health Hospital in CM, my cheap bustard thai employers wont pay for Manarom Private in BKK, at least then i could walk down to the star of light for a beer and somtum on afternoon exercise. well its not pleasant here, Dr Chulahiso, keeps telling me that there is not a, healthy buffalo in the all of issan, spotted buffalo or a yellow katoey one, i keep telling him there is, he just says "prasad farang, maybe get problem from drinking too much lao kaow". the farang in the room opposite me, is very nice, but he keeps having nightmares, he yells things like "i bought her a condo, i bought honda jazz, i bought her parents gold and rice tractor, why cant i own anything in this country", what a tortured soul he is. the nurses look cute in their white starched uniforms, in fact, it beats bacarra with the girls in their nisit. run spotted dick run, you have us farangs behind you, time for the buffalos and atms to stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 reporting from the Suanprung Mental Health Hospital in CM, my cheap bustard thai employers wont pay for Manarom Private in BKK, at least then i could walk down to the star of light for a beer and somtum on afternoon exercise. well its not pleasant here, Dr Chulahiso, keeps telling me that there is not a, healthy buffalo in the all of issan, spotted buffalo or a yellow katoey one, i keep telling him there is, he just says "prasad farang, maybe get problem from drinking too much lao kaow". the farang in the room opposite me, is very nice, but he keeps having nightmares, he yells things like "i bought her a condo, i bought honda jazz, i bought her parents gold and rice tractor, why cant i own anything in this country", what a tortured soul he is. the nurses look cute in their white starched uniforms, in fact, it beats bacarra with the girls in their nisit. run spotted dick run, you have us farangs behind you, time for the buffalos and atms to stand up. Oh no, speak for yourself.........I'm not standing behind a buffalo!! keep taking the medication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 listen carefully, i will say this once and only once, the 3 Pattaya BG hit men were here, now they are wearing a tight brown uniform, lots of badges and things on them, i think spotted dicks in real trouble, i think the best of thailands dectectives are now chasing him. run spotted dick run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 listen carefully, i will say this once and only once, the 3 Pattaya BG hit men were here, now they are wearing a tight brown uniform, lots of badges and things on them, i think spotted dicks in real trouble, i think the best of thailands dectectives are now chasing him. run spotted dick run I can never take the police seriously when they turn up wearing those tight uniforms. We are awaiting a dramatic development in the hunt for Spotted Dick........we'll be right back after this message from our sponsors...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronz28 Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Where's Waldo the spotter when you need him? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118095/Invisible-Man-artist-pays-personal-tribute-911-victims-blends-surroundings-Freedom-Tower.html?ICO=most_read_module Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Spotted Dick tried to hide from his followers by covering his spots with mud But after a brief rain the mud washed off and now Spotted Dick is on the run again, checking his back trail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 (edited) . ↑ Ian ... always with the inappropiate photo! Edited March 25, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunta71 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 You guys sure that is 4 year old male Hard to be sure...especially when Ian is involved.555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Spotted Dick tried to hide from his followers by covering his spots with mud But after a brief rain the mud washed off and now Spotted Dick is on the run again, checking his back trail. Now he is all spruced up and really looks ready to ... erm ... hang out somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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