klons Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 โชคดีนะเนี่ย "ไหนลองเล่าให้ฟังหน่อยซิว่ามันเกิดขึ้นได้อย่างไร" หมอถาม คนไข้หนุ่ม "บอกจริงๆ เลยนะหมอ" คนไข้ตอบ "คือผมกำลังเมคเลิฟกับแฟนผม บนพื้น ห้องนั่งเล่น แล้วไอ้โคมไฟข้างบนมันดันหล่น ลงมาบนตัวเราพอดี" "โอ... นับว่าเธอโชคดีมากเลยนะ มีแค่รอยถลอกตรงสะโพก ของเธอเท่านั้นเอง" "นั่นน่ะซิหมอ นี่ถ้ามันหล่นลงมาเร็วกว่านี้ซักหน่อยนะ หัวของผม คงแตกไปแล้วล่ะ" That’s a joke. I don’t get it. A guy is telling the Doctor: that I was making love with my girlfriend on the floor of the playroom. The dam_n lamp got pushed over and fell on top of us. Luckily my girlfriend only got a scratch on her hip. Had it fell any faster my head would of been busted open. What am I missing here? What is the joke? TIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) The joke is probably that "his other head" would have bursted if the lamp has fallen a bit sooner. In other words, he would have cum. แตก is a Thai slang for when a man cums. แตกใน is cum inside. A girl would normally เสร็จ, but I guess แตก can also be used if she is a squirter. เสร็จ can also be used for a man. Like "I just came" ผมเสร็จแล้ว Edited June 15, 2012 by Mole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klons Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) Thanks for the explanation; Must be a bad joke, not funny as far as I can tell. Why he'd be at the Doctors office explaining I don't know. There is an illustration that goes with this and his girlfriend is not with him at the Doctors office. He is also pointing to the top of his head while explaining to the Doctor. Plus; I don't think I have a dirty joke book (only read 2 so far though.) Maybe a little sooner, his head was over her hip and he had just moved his head somewhere else when the lamp fell. That's probably the joke I think, lucky for him the lamp didn't fall while he was doing you know what or it would of hit him on the head. Still a bad joke. Edited June 15, 2012 by klons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I just remembered that the term is actually น้ำแตก not just แตก but แตกใน is the term for cumming inside, not น้ำแตกใน The joke is really just a pun on which of his heads would have bursted. The illustration would also support this since the picture is of a man pointing at his head, but Thai's would think of the other head bursting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kikenyoy Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) I think that the doc says that the guy got a scratch on his hip, not the girlfriend. edit: somehow I missed the 2nd paragraph of your second post. That's my interpretation... a few minutes earlier his head was where his hips were when it fell. I agree that it isn't the best joke ever, but have you seen what passes for "comedy" on Thai tv? Maybe you just have to imagine hearing the joke with all the wacky sound effects they use. Edited June 15, 2012 by kikenyoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klons Posted June 16, 2012 Author Share Posted June 16, 2012 I'm going to move on to the next joke when I get around to it. This one is still confusing. I can't make a connection with an orgasm and a falling lamp. Speaking of แตก , I thought it might be a good idea for me to start collecting phrases I might use. Could I get some confirmation that this audio clip below is the Thai equivalent of "I sh-t in my pants" like from fright. keegawdtaek.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 The lamp fell on her hip. If it had fallen any faster (his head was "down" there)............................. get the rest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alvin80 Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 I just remembered that the term is actually น้ำแตก not just แตก but แตกใน is the term for cumming inside, not น้ำแตกใน The joke is really just a pun on which of his heads would have bursted. The illustration would also support this since the picture is of a man pointing at his head, but Thai's would think of the other head bursting. Hi Mole...how then..should i say "cum on face" hehehehe แตกหน้า? แตกบนหน้า? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 แตกใส่หน้า maybe... just tell her to swallow.... hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alvin80 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 just tell her to swallow.... hehe ดีดีดี..อย่างนี้จะพูดอย่างไงหนอครับ ฮิฮิ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Maybe no need to tell, just do it while it's in there... Unfortunately, so far I have not been with any Thai girl who thinks cum is aroy... I envy those guys who's been with one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murf Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 ชอบกินน้ำแตกมั้ยจ๊า ผู้หญิงที่พูดว่าไม่ชอบอาจจะไม่เคยลอง Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alvin80 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 ชอบกินน้ำแตกมั้ยจ๊า ผู้หญิงที่พูดว่าไม่ชอบอาจจะไม่เคยลอง ไม่ลองไม่รู้ 555++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alvin80 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 (edited) Maybe no need to tell, just do it while it's in there... Unfortunately, so far I have not been with any Thai girl who thinks cum is aroy... I envy those guys who's been with one. me too..hadn't had a chance to serve them back a wonderful crusine!! :S Edited June 20, 2012 by alvin80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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