somchai jones Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday. He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Perhaps the wrong type of "bird", as in the non-feathered ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchai jones Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Perhaps the wrong type of "bird", as in the non-feathered ones? No flies on you Patsycat. You are sharp today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 PRRRRRRRUUUUUURRRRR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigger Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday.He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply. now thats funny but I had to read it twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I got it in one... Must be the Swiss voddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchai jones Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 There's been a further development. In an apparent move to combat the further spread of bird flu in Thailand, Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra has rushed through radical new legislation banning hen parties throughout the Kingdom, it was reported in the Bangkok Post today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Bugger that one!!! I paid millions for the stripper... He was going to do the Cheep Cheep song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchai jones Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 Bugger that one!!! I paid millions for the stripper... He was going to do the Cheep Cheep song. Never mind, that's a 'foul' song anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 But i booked him weeks ago. His feathers must be in a bit of a fluster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeynick Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday.He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply. see that the british medical society have discovered that lager is full of female hormones...... ten pints and you talk <deleted> and cannot drive !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchai jones Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday. He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply. see that the british medical society have discovered that lager is full of female hormones...... ten pints and you talk <deleted> and cannot drive !!! Yes and after initially stating that one way to combat the effects would be to drink lager only once a month, the BMS have now withdrawn that advice on the grounds that as a result it may make you irritable, argumentative and sometimes even obnoxious at those times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 That's PMS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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