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Sorry some reason I cannot post the photos....

Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs

are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another

dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the

floor.

4. A dog's parents never

visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another

dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of yourstuff.

To test this theory:

Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

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Always remember the one, to see who loves you the most, your dog or your wife.....

.....lock them both in the boot (trunk for US citizens) and after an hour open it andsee whois more pleased to see you!!!!

oh you got that one already

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