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October 3, 201213 yr

A curious kid comes to an elderly man, who is reading a book, and asks him:

“What are you reading?”

The elderly man answers:

“A history book”

The kid looks at what the elderly man is reading and says,

“But that is a book about sex!”

Old man:

“Yeah, but for me it is history!”

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Calling out to Pattaya residents and beyond?
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Calling out to Pattaya residents and beyond?

CharlieH · Sunday at 05:59 AM2 days

Guys, You are lucky to live in an area with an abundance of foreign food available to you within striking distance.Those who live upcountry are somewhat limited and rely on getting it delivered. So, tell me whats the better deliverable goodies available? I just had a delivery from Manston Foods, their bacon is good, sausages OK, especially the "epicure" range. This time I tried the sausages rolls, and hese although a little small were really good! Nice flaky pastry and good taste. Any other r
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Three vans five arrests RAF Fairford bomb plot probe bomb squad called
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Three vans five arrests RAF Fairford bomb plot probe bomb squad called

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Local resident’s late-night call may have foiled RAF Fairford terror plot Five men arrested as bomb squad examines three vans near US base used in Iran strikes A quiet Cotswolds village became the centre of a major counter-terrorism operation after a local resident spotted three suspicious vans in the early hours and called police — triggering the arrest of five men and the evacuation of around 85 homes near RAF Fairford. The men were initially arrested under the Explosives Act after armed off
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AI impact on funding old age pensions of first world retired expats
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AI impact on funding old age pensions of first world retired expats

Jingthing · 2 hours ago2 hr

Posting this as a composite of my own thoughts (without AI) informed by some videos whcih touched on the subject of pension funding including Bill Gates. This isn't about general AI concerns such as bioterrorism, cyberterrorism, and potential extinction. Current projections is that AI will within a decade or two become BILLIONS of times more intelligent than any human. People who say this is just like the changes from the internet just don't know enough yer. The narrow focus here is about ol
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Danny Thommo, has been remanded until March 2027
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Danny Thommo, has been remanded until March 2027

The Cyclist · 10 hours ago10 hr

Whilst everyone is otherwise engaged with Fairford or fawning over the Labour Confrence Daniel Thomas refused bail over alleged boat damage in Ch... Daniel Thomas is remanded in custody after appearing at Portsmouth Crown Court. Someone remind me how long Ricky ( Cut their throats ) Jones spent in remanded in custody ? Labour, the best recruiting tool Reform ever had.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene sheds light on the betrayal of MAGA

FlorC · Sunday at 02:54 AM2 days

Marjorie Taylor Greene about behind the scenes of the Trump administration. Awesome interview like always with her , but not on MSM , so I post it here in political soapbox. One of the many highlights : from 17 min in: about policy of executive orders. Three classes : 1) must pass in house and senate 2) pass or no pass , don't really care 3) all the good ones you voted for > do NOT pass in house and senate. A lot more in this interview, not for the faint of heart. Interview starts at arou
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Dutch flood lessons for Bangkok as risks mount
Dutch flood lessons for Bangkok as risks mount

NedR69 replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

I think it was more like "Bangkok's flood debate debacle could"...
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Blast from the Past - 60's, 70's, 80's,90's Music (2026))
Blast from the Past - 60's, 70's, 80's,90's Music (2026))

rattlesnake replied to CharlieH's topic in Entertainment

So I watched it and (as I expected) it was great. If anyone here likes Led Zeppelin, U2, and/or The White Stripes, then it's a must-watch deep dive into the psychology, roots, and methods of Jimmy Page, The Edge, and Jack White. And it contains this beauty from The Raconteurs:
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Three vans five arrests RAF Fairford bomb plot probe bomb squad called
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Three vans five arrests RAF Fairford bomb plot probe bomb squad called

Roadsternut replied to Social Media's topic in What the Papers are Saying

But I know <deleted> all about you. How am I disrespecting a keyboard warrior? People make up things all the time. But you're not an former police officer, just trading in on dad/uncles/grandad's memory? You spent most of your day trying to disrespect me, calling me "desperate" (for expressing an opinion different from your own), calling me an "arse", you attempted to call me a terrorist apologist at one point, which was truly bizarre behaviour. As for mortars being irrelevant to an airfield; in 1994, the IRA used improvised mortars to attack Heathrow over a 5 day period. https://media.gettyimages.com/id/829996072/photo/courts-gallagher-mortar-filer.jpg?s=594x594&w=gi&k=20&c=MCD3naDn_2NVK6XlmYMSR1XSzubnprhg_igF0DGReiw=
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AI impact on funding old age pensions of first world retired expats
AI impact on funding old age pensions of first world retired expats

Jingthing replied to Jingthing's topic in Political Soapbox

Some responses. This topic is not about extinction risk (of humanity). With a basically alien intelligence out of human control BILLIONS of times smarter than any human, we're all total moron at best. What you and Musk are talking about is about the more utopian possible outcomes in 10 or 20 year. There is of course a wide range of possible outcomes. I'm not talking in 10 or 20 years. i'm talking about older people now for the next 10 years or so. The transition phase to whatever is going to happen is going to very rough going. The assertion here is that it will probably be less rough in countries at the level of Thailand for the predictably very rough transition phase.
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It's always the farangs fault
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It's always the farangs fault

georgegeorgia · 46 minutes ago46 min

Everytime there is a farang murdered in South East Asia whether that be Thailand Vietnam or in this case the Philippines there's always always other farangs who wrote in the YouTube and forum comments without even knowing the full story that is the Farangs fault !!. In this case , 62yo American drinking in a bar in Bohol island Philippines slammed over the head with a chair from a Filipino local also drinking Oh well the comments I saw written , "he must of been looking for trouble " , "he des
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Long Live The Community Pub!
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Long Live The Community Pub!

Alpha84 · 4 hours ago4 hr

I have to say, the Pub has never been in a more thriving state. Only seven active topics at the moment from the resident genius, and by no surprise every single one is an absolute intellectual triumph. This is what a thriving forum looks like. Einstein unleashed! Where else can you spend the morning pondering whether some long forgotten minger from the telly is still capable of inspiring romantic feelings, move seamlessly into the emotional frustrations of dogs, investigate the crushing burden
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AI and Cost of China Energy: China is winning the AI game. And, why?
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AI and Cost of China Energy: China is winning the AI game. And, why?

GammaGlobulin · 13 hours ago13 hr

Dear Folks, Ever since the days our Grand-Pappies invented fire, we have known that Economic Development was a product of the Cost of Energy. But not only this, and it goes deeper. Even the size of the Human Brain (and my brain is the biggest) has been made possible by fire, and then the cooking pot which breaks down food nutrients for easier and more efficient absorption by the human body. Fire, or Fire and the Cooking Pot has brought us a long way on our evolutionary path. However, when w
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