A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He

decides to give them a test.

He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they

do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon

gets her hair done, new make

up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the

man. She tells him that she

has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so

much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new

set of golf clubs, some new

gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes!. As she presents

these gifts, she tells

him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so

much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several

times the $5,000. She gives

him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She Tells him that she wants

to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with

the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest t!ts.

Men are like that, you know.

he married the one with the biggest t!ts.

Nice to know I won't have any problems then

Always wondered why men found it difficult to make eye contact......then realised breasts don't have eyes

It's obvious you haven't met Leonah. Her tits look everywhere.

Every time I look at them, they are staring right back at me.

I hope for him,it wasn'the first one !!

Every time I look at them, they are staring right back at me.

Must be quite blinding when the high beams are on

Then, he married the one with the biggest t!ts.

Men are like that, you know.

Yes, very right, you have to focus on what is important in a woman.

And the tits are the thing.

Ask Eric1000,...

Poor Eric is unlikely to ever live down his ocean-side tryst with the Katoey of his dreams.

LOL