January 4, 201313 yr 1. Life without Friends is like B**bs without Ni**les... POINTLESS ! 2. A Fact: <deleted> a woman and she Loves you...Love a woman and she F**ks you. 3. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Ba**s. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! 4. Boy: How much Calcium is there in woman's BR**ST? Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless thing stand up. 5. Give an example of complete business failure due to negligence: A pregnant prosti**te. 6. If necessity is the mother of invention, then... Frustration is the father of masturbation! 7. If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to try wearing a condom after s*x.
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